Hit The High "C"

To Hit the high "C" is to make the high pitched noise emitted by a man who has just been injured in the genital area. It's a note easily achieved by choir boys and opera singers, but most men will only ever manage to attain such highs when they've sustained a blow to the bollocks.

To induce this noise in a gentleman, use reasonable force when striking the area. Note- REASONABLE force. Excessive force will result in no sound, as the note emitted will be too high for even dogs to hear, or he'll be unconscious, which is no fun for anyone.

"I accidentally elbowed Finn when I went to grab my handbag off the floor. He really hit the high "c", it was hard not to laugh"

"Ferdinand with a very good interception cleanly takes the ball away from Cissé. Now Gerrard comes dancing in like a fairy and oh! It's a kick to the balls from Ferdinand! And there's Gerrard, on his knees, having just hit the high "c""

by MagickDio March 3, 2010

Shoppin the High School

The dude who even after he graduates high school hangs out at the high school. The Older Prom date kinda guy.

Randy likes to drive past "shoppin the high school" Bumpin the Bass at 11:30 everyday to let the ladies know he is around.

by Casiniknowit June 13, 2012

on the high

Opposite of "on the low".

If "on the low" means secretly, quietly, in the background, behind closed doors, on the down low, just between you and me, etc., then "on the high" means openly, in public view, for everyone to know.

Guy A to Guy B: "Ya know, on the low, ur my boy from day 1.

Guy B: No, you're mine, on the high.

by T-dot December 21, 2013

Ayden the high fruntoce syrup kid

That one kid who you pay for entertainment or stuff. He’s cool unlike anyone named jack

Yeah that Ayden the high fruntoce syrup kid is cool

by The one guy who does stuff January 16, 2022

Livin' the high life

1.) Enjoying the sweet elixir Miller High Life

2.) Being the envy of the town, being too cool for school

3.) Going through life from one bad ass event to the next

1.) "Gosh I'm thirsty, I really wish I could be livin' the high life right now."

2.) "Holy shit, have you seen his bright colored sunglasses? He must be livin' the high life."

3.) "I got kicked out of college for livin' the high life."

by Mary-Jillian Adam February 8, 2009

take the high road

There was a belief in ancient scotland that when a soldier died in battle, his soul would immediately travel underground back to Scotland. Thus the mortally wounded singing to his fellow soldier "I'll take the low road, and I'll be in scotland afore ye."

you take the high road

and i'll take the low road

For me and my true love will NEVER meet again on the bonnie bonnie banks of lock lomand ... cause he's dying.

by aintbeen May 16, 2013

taking the high road

an idiom meaning to ignore idiots that run their mouths as you walk away

'taking the high road' examples are:

example1
idiot1: YOU SUCK YOU DIRTY WHORE!

mature girl: whatever *yawns*

example 2
idiot2: DO SOMETHING YOU PUSSY BITCH!

mature guy: i dont take orders from morons

by gargafrakmon August 23, 2007