thatchel

Contrary to popular opinion, a thatchel is a bundle of sticks collected for various purposes.

Sentence usage-- "Joan, go collect a thatchel so that we can burn your in-laws at the stake."

Uses for a thatchel include (but are not limited to) the following:
-roofing your 3rd world home
-beaver damns
-nesting
-fuel

by Cirque June 11, 2006

Poon Thatch

It is a dense thicket surrounding the poon.

Hey dude I tried to go down on Allora last night, but her poon thatch was outta wack!!!

by cuntniggerpoonblood December 9, 2008

Pubic Thatch

Thick, coarse pubic hair.

Her pubic thatch was so thick and Sasquatch like it took her forever to clean the nut I busted out of it.

by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018

thatched roof cottages

one of two primary targets of trogdor the burninator... the other target for burnination being the peasants that dwell within them...

"burninating all the people, in their thatched roof COTTAGES!!!!!!"

by squirrely wrath August 5, 2004

Margaret Thatcher

Empress of the new right, idol of the conservative partyand daily mail readers everywhere. Famous for beating the hell out of Argentina when they tried to take back the Falklands (the falkwhat? - exactly) - a teeny bunch of islands off the south cost of Argentina that nobody had ever heard of.

Responsible for the miners strikes of the 80s, 'black wednesday', the poll tax and making council houses available to be bought by their occupants.

She famously said "This ladys not for turning" over the poll tax. The old dear was eventually made to shut the hell up and remove the tax that was massively unpopular.

The old Iron Lady did not do much for feminism. You finally get a woman in charge and she messes everything up. Ta very much Mags!

Looks strangely like Noel Edmonds when a beard is drawn on her

Margaret Thatcher: "The peasants are revolting. Jeeves, send out the police to batter them senseless"

by Boylio April 16, 2006

Thatchers

Lady balls (referencing former Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Margaret Thatcher.

"In Florida, Rep. Kathleen Harris is spending $10 million of her personal savings to run for Senate, while she's under scrutiny for receiving $32 thousand from the same defense contractor who bribed Duke Cunningham. Folks, that takes balls. Lady balls. We call them...Thatchers."
-Stephen Colbert

by Matt May 12, 2006

Margaret Thatcher

80's milk snatching nazi

'A little local difficulty' the title of the chapter in her autobiography concerning the poll tax.

by gavin March 25, 2005