texmextasy

when one cuts MDMA with beef bullion and chili powder

I went to club Taquito cuz i herrd dj dirty undeez was playin' and i was so ballin' on texmextasy with the pickle girl. then i megally shot out my nutragena breakfast bar.

by texmextasy February 17, 2006

Textmessageless

To be without the ability to text message anyone.

Jacob: whens yor bday again i forgot ?
Cheecho: august 28 kiddo
Jacob: oh thats a while away
Cheecho textmessageless till then

by Jicib February 23, 2009

textmestic

When you're engaged in a domestic type argument with your significant other using text messaging.

Wow, that was a knock-down-drag-out textmestic. I thought someone would've applied for a textstraining order already.

by Matt638 January 11, 2009

texmexssage

(verb): to send or receive a text message regarding texmex cuisine.

Marvin: Dude, Jared just texmexssaged me. Bring salsa and cheddar cheese to the party tonight.

Lucian: Doesn't he have Alltel? I think they offer unlimited texmexssages.

by cassuduh April 27, 2009

textsexual

Someone who is in love with their phone and spends every waking moment staring at it. These tend to die tragically when they wander into traffic.

I'd totally hit that shit, but she's a textsexual and I'm not Android compatible.

by dustsceawung September 20, 2014

Text Mex

Text Mex

When I send a text message to my Mexican friend Jose I'm sending him a Text Mex

by Garm93 June 2, 2022