Tesco Phobia is an irrational, intense and persistent fear of groceries, self check out services, and and all other activities having to do with shopping at tesco
I once purposely tripped over to avoid shopping at tescos with my wife. She thinks I have tesco phobia
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The rather tangy version of popular brown cola available in a widely dispersed chain of supermarkets throughout the UK and Ireland. Whilst not a major competitor in the Pepsi challenge due to its harsh and unrelenting nature, Tescoke is still great value for money at a fraction of the cost of 'the real thing'.
Also, when there's Jack Daniels in it, who gives a f*ck!
The rather tangy version of popular brown cola available in a widely dispersed chain of supermarkets throughout the UK and Ireland. Whilst not a major competitor in the Pepsi challenge due to its harsh and unrelenting nature, Tescoke is still great value for money at a fraction of the cost of 'the real thing'.
Also, when there's Jack Daniels in it, who gives a f*ck!
Dude 1: "You got any more Coke?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, but its this nasty Tescoke, not the real stuff"
Dude 1: "What do I care? Im mixing Jim Beam n Jack Daniels - give it here!"
Dude 2: "Yeah, but its this nasty Tescoke, not the real stuff"
Dude 1: "What do I care? Im mixing Jim Beam n Jack Daniels - give it here!"
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That testosterone jockey tailgated me in heavy rush hour traffic for 5 miles, then took a dive across 3 lanes to weave around everyone and almost clipped 2 cars in the process.
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tescos own brand products
ridiculously cheap prices but the quality of the product is usually sh*t
tescos own brand products
ridiculously cheap prices but the quality of the product is usually sh*t
guy 1: wtf is wrong with these batteries... i took one photo then they ran out
guy 2: tesco value batteries?
guy 1: yup
girl 1: omg this shower gel stinks, what is it?!
girl 2: tesco value duh
bill: woah check it out you can get baked beans for 9p!
bob: yeah bill, they're tesco value, they suck
guy 2: tesco value batteries?
guy 1: yup
girl 1: omg this shower gel stinks, what is it?!
girl 2: tesco value duh
bill: woah check it out you can get baked beans for 9p!
bob: yeah bill, they're tesco value, they suck
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