bitch tennis

two women bitching back and forth with each other relentlessly until neither can remember the point or source of the bitching

please, don't play bitch tennis anymore

by freedom boy June 6, 2009

Tennis

A game that is better than everything else. Unlike baseball where you can sit for most of the time, tennis players actually do something and don't sit there like fatties. It requires strength, speed, agility, and mental toughness. Also, we can yell at officials all we want, just ask John Macenroe.

Bill: I play baketball and baseball!
Aemilius Lepidus: I play tennis!
Bill: Oh, so youre better than me in everything, including life.
Aemilius Lepidus: Yup!

by straightballer12345 November 28, 2010

skin tennis

When two or more people are banging real hard, and just smacking skin to skin

Eric-dude last night me and my gf played a long match of skin tennis!!

by Kashdaddy January 30, 2018

tennis

An awsome athletic sport, played by two or four people, the object being to hit a ball, with a raquet, over a net and into the opponent's side of the court. Courts can be made of anything, but are usually classefied as hard, grass, or clay.

The US Open, which is a two week long tennis tournament, is the world's largest sporting event, in terms of attendence.

by disco stu September 24, 2003

black sexual tension

the tension felt between two black people who want to do something sexual together but hold back for various social reasons

There is a lot of black sexual tension between Schafer and Fox during eighth off.

by FoxySchafer October 30, 2011

tennis

The sport that takes the most athletic ability. Some matches can last for 4 hours, and the players don't get to sit out for like all those prissy little "athletes" in the NBA.

Tennis is good. Basketball is bad.

by Henin-Houdini December 23, 2003

Cybersexual Tension

sexual tension but over the world wide web.

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by KtrashyC October 20, 2007