Teeter Totter

A sexual position in which two women ride a man’s face and dick simultaneously, creating a human teeter totter.

“I saw you go home with those two girls bro”
“We did the Teeter Totter man. It was insane”

by allahu YEETbar November 16, 2018

Texters Twitch

Where you feel your phone vibrate in your pocket and you go to look at your phone and realise that it was just your imagination

-"Dam it, i just had texters twitch!"
--"Dude, I hate it when that happens"
-"Bummer"

by TomPeeeeee April 8, 2010

Tweetership

A word used to describe the followers you have on Twitter. As opposed to a readership, you have your tweetership.

You've got a massive tweetership following you..!

If only I had such a vast tweetership, people would make my tweets far more viral.

by Highonsnow March 10, 2011

texters gap

The one or two car gap sometimes larger between cars when the driver is obviously texting.

Someone at the end of the line gets screwed in making the light cause of texters gap.

by milo461 December 17, 2017

Textersation

Conversation via text msg

I'm sorry to just now be gettig back to you but my phone died during our last textersation.

by Robert'slang May 15, 2018

Teeter-twat

Related to teeter-tot back n forth, up n down, etc...
My definition- pussying out on decisions, promises and/claims of your word

He teeter-twatted about lending me the money after the wife got wind of it.

by TwerkyWorder July 12, 2018

comfy testers

When somebody sits on something or lays on something they would be testing the comfort, so comfy testers are people who go round trying to find what is comfiest.

They would compare answers with one another to hear each others opinions on the level of comfyness.
Things that aren't comfy such as a thorn bush would get about a 1 out of 10 but things such as memory foam mattress would get roughly a 9, 10 if extreme comfort is found.

wow this bench sure is a 7 out of 10 we are good comfy testers

by Tea Neil January 26, 2013