by Mr. LongBone January 2, 2019
Get the teeaarbee mug.A funny age, where you're not quite a child - not quite an adult. Little kids think it's cool to be a teenager (it isn't). Adults assume we're all dumb fuckers who get drunk on benches and cause trouble (not all of us). People always say if a teenager is unhappy or going through a tough time, it's down to hormones. How irritating for someone to say this, when you're going through genuine problems. A lot of us have major worries. School, jobs, family, relationships, friends, the way we look - there's a lot of expectations thrown upon us. Excuse us for not being jolly 24/7. We're also very well aware, the choices we make today will affect the rest of our lives. The last thing we want is to grow up to be old and bitter; full of regret! Just cut us some slack, please. Most of us are decent human beings!
Old woman #1: Oh, look at that teenager with his baggy jeans and hoody. I suppose he's just spray painted a wall! *laughs*
Old woman #2: What are you talking about?
Old woman #2: What are you talking about?
by threeohthreeftw September 22, 2010
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The act of cumming on your sexual partners tee shirt. This usually is performed during a quickie, whilst the female is partially or fully dressed, and when no protection is used.
Guy 1: Dude! I was fucking my girl in her driveway last night at 9 pm. She was wearing really short shorts so i just pulled that shit to the side and went to town! She wrapped her legs around me, put her feet on my calves and her ass against her BMW. I didn't have a condom, and she isn't on birth control yet, so when i knew i was gonna come, I pulled out and sprayed my whole load on her Hollister shirt. Those shits cost like 40 bucks.
Guy 2: Wow, you totally Seed Teed that hoe.
Guy 1:Yeah, and the best part is she had to walk back inside past her parents to change. I bet my boys were shining bright under all that lighting in her fucking kitchen.
Guy 2: Wow, you totally Seed Teed that hoe.
Guy 1:Yeah, and the best part is she had to walk back inside past her parents to change. I bet my boys were shining bright under all that lighting in her fucking kitchen.
by rosszUSAfiu November 10, 2009
Get the Seed Teed mug.Adult 1: You are only a teenager, I can't trust you with this
Adult 2: Grow up, you aren't a child anymore
Adult 2: Grow up, you aren't a child anymore
by Asdflgasm April 26, 2015
Get the Teenager mug.the teenage establishment is the any young person who holds or held some high social position due to being rich or having lots of friends who are also rich or just plain popular these people will include jocks,seniors,queen bees,cheerleaders,rich kids,those for student politics,or anyone who has ties to these groups are consider part of this realm.Most of them are just plain assholes who don`t have a clue in life and will mostly be workin at some fastfood place when they get older.
by lizard91 January 21, 2010
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