Petroleum Transfer Technician

Service station attendent.
'Full Service' gas station attendant.
The guy that pumps gas into your car.

Gary works at the gas station and aspires to be a petroleum transfer technician.

by SASniper January 31, 2006

Technician

Hardcore fan of Tech N9ne.

I went to the Tech N9ne show the other night. The crowd consisted of 90% juggalos and 10% Technicians.

by devil on the shoulder May 25, 2009

technomancy

Magic or sorcery that involves machines and technology in its use or effects. Common uses include making something that was irreparably damaged continue to work properly or boosting a machine's efficiency and performance to past its technical limits.

Even with his extensive training in technomancy, Caderyn could not get the ancient device to operate.

by Housecat January 16, 2004

Auto Technotic Asphyxiation

Masturbating while strangulating oneself with a USB cable, a mouse wire, or an iPod earphone cord.

"Did you hear about Bill? They found him dead in a hotel room with his iPod cord around his neck. Called it "Auto Technotic Asphyxiation. I suppose the irony is that he was listening to Air Supply at the time."

by angryguntotingmeateater August 26, 2009

Certified Cock Technician

A very experienced female that knows her way around the male penis and able to take her partner to ejaculation at will. Often very good with her blowjobs, being able to deepthroat and pay attention to the balls while having exceptional tongue skills. A certified Cock Technician's only goal is servicing and pleasuring her partner's cock with an expertise matched by very few. This coveted certification is tough to earn and those lucky few labeled shall be extremely experienced, filthy, and well tested.

Man, I pulled Mary from the bar last night. Wow! Let me tell you, she is certified cock technician!

by JD100 February 26, 2010

technomancer

one who is technologically elite;

one who is technologically reliable;

one who can converse with machinary

;

a person of the industrial subculture, interested in technology, especially machines;

rivithead;

industrialite;

web geek

skinny puppy, apoptygma berzerk, wumscut, assemblage 23, velvet acid christ, ohgr, etc

by Zigg Crow September 7, 2004

technotarded

1. A person who has no clue about technology. 2. An insecure individual who calls the Help Desk of any organization who starts off their problem with, "I am not computer savvy." 3. A technologically-challenged individual.

Oh my gawd, I'm surrounded by technotards! They couldn't operate a C64 without a owner's manual!!

by firahz May 13, 2005