spew tears

When you spew and tears run down your face.... pretty self explanatory

James: Hey Babyola! have you been crying?
Liam: Nuh I've just spewed everywhere because i can't hold my alcohol
James: Ha spew tears!!!!

by Babyola June 10, 2013

food tease

When a woman promises you that she will go out for a big unhealthy meal and then at the last minute backs out because she doesn’t want to get fat.

Did you hear what Jenn did to Joe? They were supposed to go out for pulled pork and then backed out at the last minute. What a food tease.

by BigRed2015 December 7, 2015

Tearsa

The craziest, nicest, funniest girl you will ever meet. She will always be there for you, especially to make you laugh. She may seem like a freak at first but that is just because you dont know her yet. She will never judge you for your looks or what you have done in the past. She is probably the coolest girl you will ever meet.

Tearsa is amazing! (at drawing squirrels)

by Scooby (Your wife) October 30, 2011

John Boehner tears

Tears of self-aggrandizement derived from strong emotions on a specific issue, policy, situation, etc. Persons who engage in this act display a strained or overwrought pathos to others affected by the situation, and are traditionally self-centered. Similar to crocodile tears.

Man: (sobbing) So... are you breaking up with me? After all we've been through? After my success in chasing the American dream?

Woman: You are a pathetic soul. Don't you dare--fight back those John Boehner tears of yours and man up!

by Dash McDasherton December 14, 2010

Teagin

Is a ginger bitch with a smoking hot sister whom I’d like take to town and also teagin fucks dogs and cats hence the reason he always has ringworm

What’s that sound? I think it’s teagin pumping the neighbors cat again

by Killallzanes June 16, 2020

Pickle Tease

Where a girl plays hard to get with a guy. She will flirt with him thinking that he'll get in her pants when she knows shes just going to reject you.

Bob: Hey man what happened to that one girl Gina?
You: Dude she was a total pickle tease and it made me feel like a loser.

by Asking Trever August 3, 2010

sneeze tease

The body's preparation for a sneeze, which is deferred just before climax. (The "ah... ah... ah" without the "choo"). The feelings and sensations of a sneeze come to you, but just as you are about to exhale with explosion, it miraculously disappears.

I thought I was going to sneeze during my presentation, but luckily, it was only a sneeze tease.

by Patio furniture March 14, 2006