tart

a word to replace 'retard'

chris: i just spelled sun, sone.

tyler: you're a fucking tart.

by shiloh orion March 31, 2006

tart

Something that is terrible, not good.

Man, Scary Movie 4 was fucking tart!

by Sweet James Jones April 27, 2006

tart

A word used as an insult to someone acting stupid in an online game. to qualify as a "tart" they must not b acting quite as stuipd as a smacktard or a fucktard , but at the same time, not as "unaware" as a n00b . the person(s) must be acting a tart, not naturly one as this makes them a smacktard (if that makes ne sence)

oi, stop killin the hossies u tart
plant the fucking bomb u tart
ur a real tart 2day

by pieboy April 17, 2004

tart

word used to describe the condition of a vagina

I bet that girl is fuckin' TART

by Troy May 3, 2003

tart

referring to LSD or acid.

I've got this tart I want to drop for the show.

by lola5 April 18, 2007

tart

a fart that passes through the gooch region aka the space between the genitals and the anus, and releases inbetween the thighs when sitting down.

Chuck: Did you just fart?

Aaron: No, that one tickled my thighs, that was a tart.

by chuck dizzle July 12, 2005

tart

A overtly homosexual individual who's actions/demeanor are so flaming that TART is among the first four letter words to spring to mind. Plural form is tarts.

-"What the fuck, look at those two guys make out!"
-"My god, what fucking tarts."

by Matt March 7, 2003