Shania Twain

A has-been pop singer who gets worse with every song she has put out. I will give her props, her and her husband supposedly write their songs, that's refreshing. However, it would be much more meaningful if the songs were any good. Any Man Of Mine? It was the "redneck woman" of the mid-90's. But what happened after that? Downhill all the way! You should burn this new record. Billy Carrington totally outsings her on the best sounding song she has put out in years.

I heard Shania Twain sing that new song called "Don't" and I finally realize she has lost it.

by nikthenyetminder January 27, 2005

Mark Twain

A man who spends most of his later years with underage girls.

oh look another mark twain is on tv.

by oh sheeeet November 30, 2010

Mark twain

A Master bating method where someone else grabs your junk and you grab their hand to work your junk.

Jeremy was tired of feeling his own dick so he used chuck to perform the Mark Twain so Jeremy could get off

by WormforFish May 29, 2018

Mark Twain

A slimy school for little boys who juul and fail their classes. Also why are the school colors so bad like come on guys

Ugh my school is SUCH a mArK tWaIn

by Yes ma’am April 18, 2019

Mark Twain MS

This middle school, is gay asf. It’s not gay because of the kids, but because of the people who teach there. They all give eachother head when the students aren’t looking.

Person 1: Have you heard about that one gay school
Person 2: Are you talking about Mark Twain MS? That school is gay ashiii

by boigirlheadapple November 10, 2019

Shania Twain

A no talent having, slutty dressing country "singer" who has sold her soul to the devil to be popular. Songs are awful, mostly due to her writing most of them. Frequently uses a straining, whining tone while "singing".

When Shania Twain sings, it sounds like a cat is getting repeatedly hit by a tennis racket. But I'd still nail her.

by Ted Worthington October 7, 2005

Shania Twain

A a woman who tries to call herself a country singer. Tries being the key word.

A: I was listening to a country station and Shania Twain came on.
B: I bet that ruined the station.
A: Pretty much.

by Chica_Chica April 10, 2006