The Tesco Value Lemming is the natural evolution of the ordinary lemming, sped up by the effect of nuclear radiation from Tesco's main power source. The Tesco Value Lemming is blue and white, and leaps off doorsteps and low shelves.
Occasionally more daring ones can be bred which will jump off fences, windowsills or use tiny bikes to leap over pits of spikes or flames. They are generally taken as the alpha males of the group, or "shop floor", until the mis-judge a jump and plummet to their death in the frozen foods section.
Occasionally more daring ones can be bred which will jump off fences, windowsills or use tiny bikes to leap over pits of spikes or flames. They are generally taken as the alpha males of the group, or "shop floor", until the mis-judge a jump and plummet to their death in the frozen foods section.
by Dave Beaste April 26, 2006
Get the Tesco Value Lemmings mug.Tescoism: With the collapse of orthadox religion, people now follow the mighty consumer diety of Tesco. It is the only thing of any importance in their, otherwise, miserable lives.
Dude, are you going to chapel?
Chapel is for fools! Salvation lies in Tescoism! Mass consumerism and true value for money and 3 for 2 offers will save us all: Allah Tesco, Allah Tesco!
Chapel is for fools! Salvation lies in Tescoism! Mass consumerism and true value for money and 3 for 2 offers will save us all: Allah Tesco, Allah Tesco!
by the dude, ma!!! November 27, 2012
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You’re at home. You’re lacking supplies. Maybe you fancy chocolate, a drink, sweets, even a classic meal deal. Sometimes you need something for an occasion, for example, a birthday, or mother’s day. You need to go on a Tesco Run! Text your nearest friend, and get your way!
by Beefcake101 March 1, 2018
Get the Tesco Run mug.The famous fleece of the tesco employee. It is either blue or red or a tartan mix of blue and red, always wore by the most depressed of tesco employees, especially the blonde ones and the ones which wear a slap load of make up! They wear it because it claims to keep them warm but secretly it is because they think it is a fashion statement within the workplace and it seems that the ones which work in the 24/7 tesco's tend to be very fond of them. If you see a worker in tesco without a fleece, it either means they are unwanted christmas temps or are one of the under 18 employees which have been forced to wear embarassing bright tshirts at the entrance telling people wear the fruit and veg are.
Jack: Hey Louise, do you like my new tesco fleece?
Louise: Oh Jack, it looks so warm and trendy, can I borrow it?
Jack: No Louise, its mine, now get back to the entrance, those customers wont find the cucumbers by themselves!
Louise: Oh Jack, it looks so warm and trendy, can I borrow it?
Jack: No Louise, its mine, now get back to the entrance, those customers wont find the cucumbers by themselves!
by JulieWalters66 January 5, 2011
Get the Tesco Fleece mug.British supermarket chain that has recently shaken off its' pikey image. Spends a lot on advertising and is now the biggest chain in the UK.
by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004
Get the tesco mug.verb, a modification of the spoon position. one lies on their side in the original spoon position and the other lies on their back knees bent up and over the others legs. perfected only with sundaying
by azturner June 14, 2006
Get the teaspoon mug.Being the 'little spoon' (on the inside) while spooning.
Would you like to be the teaspoon or the tablespoon?
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