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a person who loves to give you homework over the weekends, like five days a week isn't enough. They take away all of your time.
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by Nike overlord December 7, 2016
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A person who helps you with problems you would never have without them.
“I hate teachers
by BlueSh1ft June 23, 2021
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dickholes who try to give you bad grades when you work your ass off. fortunately i havent had any teacher give me less than a b so far in high school but there are fuckers who will screw your ass over and fail you when you should be getting an A because they hate you or are jealous of your talents. in all, teachers can go gag on a dick because they fuck up people's future in highschool
student: what happened to my project that i worked 5 hours on?

teacher: i lost it too bad u get an F!!!!!!!! HAHA

student: FUCK YOU BITCH BURN IN HELL SUCKING SATANS DICK
by TTT76 October 4, 2009
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A person who doesn't get respected in the real world so he resorts to making kids lives miserable. They get paid NOT to kill you. They think their job is so wonderful, so pristine, and holy that they raise themselves up to be gods. When in reality, they are a civil service worker that takes more college credits. You are not the best at something if you can teach it, that just means you can talk to yourself, as a split-personality, immature kid.
by .:GYOT:. October 19, 2011
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Person who only pretends about a kid's education, really they are just doing it for the money.
Usually makes jokes that are only funny to them or acts like a douchebag.
He uses his teacher money to get aisan prostitutes. AWWW YEAH!
by Sex Pimp Awesome February 20, 2009
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Someone who tricks you into thinking you're going to have fun,really they are just trying to change your personality.
The art students were very introverted,unlike the teacher,so she tried to make conversation with them,instead of letting them get on with their artwork.
by SomeoneNew October 30, 2011
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A state employee who, as such, doesn't know what real work is and complains about getting paid $40,000-$110,000 with a pension to work part time for 8 months of the year.
Teacher: Teachers don't get paid enough. We need more money or your kids will all end up garbage men

Tax payer: You get paid more than my wife and I combined to "grade papers" and drink coffee from 8 AM to 1:30 PM with a 2 hour lunch, last year they raised our property taxes to build an addition to the teacher's lounge, and every day my kids come home dumber
by im so damn bored June 3, 2011
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