patton sanders

Patton Sanders is the smallest bean you will EVER see. He is known to make a LOT of dad jokes

"I'm just so happy you made A DAD JOKE!"
"you're acting like Patton Sanders"

by Virgil Sanders8284 June 29, 2019

Araki Syndrome

Araki Syndrome appears when character in anime "forgets" one or multiple of their powers that could presumably solve situation their in, or make it easier to fight some villain.

Person1: bruuh he could defeat this enemy in the matter of seconds if he would use same move he did 1 season ago...
Person2: bruh leave him alone, he suffers from Araki Syndrome

by didlydodlydidly May 9, 2020

Death The Kid Syndrome

When you share the obsession for symmetry displayed by the anime character Death The Kid, from the anime Soul Eater.

Dude that lampshade isn't symmetrical
You have serious Death The Kid syndrome!

by Violet Night April 10, 2012

ship's doctor syndrome

This describes a medical provider who cannot find land employment due to incompetence, personality or addiction, so they must seek work in a less desirable location in shipping or remote prisons.

The pill popping doctor working in a Mississippi prison is suffering from ship's doctor syndrome.

by I, Wreckerrr March 25, 2017

MICHAEL JACKSON SYNDROME

An increasingly common condition where, on hearing a Michael Jackson song, a person spontaneously bursts into an MJ dance routine. Symptoms can include a rhythmic jerking of the neck muscles, slow nodding of the head, pouting and thrusting of the pelvis. The movements are often accompanied by squeals, whoops and shouts of Shamone! In extreme cases the patient exhibits zombie-like characteristics such as clawing fingers and twitching before grabbing their own knees, turning and stomping forwards. This often occurs in the company of others with the same affliction, when the condition becomes collectively known as Flash Mob.

I can’t stop dancing to Thriller – I must have Michael Jackson Syndrome and it’s addictive, man!

by Shakes-Spear October 24, 2012

Perma-newb syndrome

A syndrome where someone who, although experienced, will never become good at a game. They may play for a long time and get a few good rounds here and there, but for the most part, no matter how hard they try, they will never surpass newb level.

"Dude, you are horrible at this game. How long have you been playing?"
"A long time. I suffer from perma-newb syndrome"

by Yellow ninja March 7, 2013

Spiritual Bowel Syndrome

(of a person on LSD) a rumbling or dull discomfort in the bowels indicating that one has to poop; an experience entirely different from that of the Vyvanse cleanse

"We need to get on our way to the creek before we come up."
"Wait... Oh, man, I think I'm already there. I've got spiritual bowel syndrome."
"Shit."

by Kashmir Cardigan August 26, 2017