sumpin

Bitched version of the word something. It is most commonly used in the phrase "humpin' sumpin' new" which translates to "engaging in kinky sex."

Nice ass, Fido, I'm glad to be humpin' sumpin' new.

sumpin by GuidoPosse69 February 2, 2005

Simpin 

when you listen to sad music because you are in so much pain and you feels broken :(

me: bro I be Simpin
bro: its really that bad?

Simpin by truthurts69 July 4, 2019

humpin sumpin new 

Bitched version of "humping something new", meaning to engage in kinky sex or practice adultery.

Little Princess Sophia, come on, lick me like a lollipop should be licked. I'm glad to be humpin sumpin new.

humpin sumpin new by GuidoPosse69 February 11, 2005

simpin 

when you are in pain because someone shattered your goddamn heart. i. e. Jose, Alex V.

dumbass man: bruhh i just can't get over her fine ass.
dumbass friend: Nah Nah nah bruh you gone be good, you just simpin, man.

simpin by skrtskrrrttt August 27, 2019

Simpin'

When your thinking about her late at night with sad music blasting, and you knowing that she will never feel the same way about you.

Friend: Bro, you good?

Me: Yeah just cant stop Simpin' about her

Friend: It's ok man, there are others out there

Simpin' by Skask December 27, 2019

Simpin'

Simpin' (verb): When a person is acting like a simp - someone who's being a bot.

Friend: Simpin' isn't a real world, stop using it.
Woke person: Bro, you're straight up simpin' right now. Stop talking to me...

Simpin' by AECee January 8, 2020

Straight Simpin 

When a person obviously shows the characteristic of being a Simp to another girl this can include Orbiting Being Desperate, or obsessive conversation with that person to the point where they ignore everyone else just to talk to her.

Yo max was straight Simpin

Bro def

Straight Simpin by The Simp Professor January 9, 2021