skuddlemagoon

(1) n. a word that can be put in place of a profane word when in front of parental units or other figures of authority

(2) n. slang used for any of the bitchy whores living in room 117. especially bailey mcbride.

(3) a. word used to describe someone who has a deep passion for inflatable penises and alcohol.

(4) v. to dry hump vigorously

(1) "skuddlemagoon! i dropped my fork!"
(2) "hey, skuddlemagoon, wanna hit your back again for me tonight?"
(3) "her hanging richard made her look so skuddle-magoonish."
(4)"He skuddlemagooned my leg so hard it was raw the next day."

**note**
skuddlemagoon can be used as an intensifier as well.

ex: "SKUDDLE FUCKING MAGOON!"

by Catherine Kitchens October 18, 2008

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cock swaddle

The act of wrapping up your pud during masturbation with any sort of cloth or fabric (preferably soft and disposable) so that the inevitable sticky, messy load is confined and easily disposed of.

I know that Donnie employed the cock swaddle in my bathroom because he came out smiling, the bathroom didn't stink like ass, and one of my hand towels was missing. What a fucker.

by Cosmosis September 22, 2009

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