Swindle

The act of stealing one's personal possession in a non-specific manner in an attempt to be humourous.

So i swindled the paper!

by DeMoNiC February 20, 2003

Swindlebug

A person of small fat stature who you will often see on the market selling knock-off dvd's and dodgy electronics.

" Man that ian is such a swindlebug "

by Vladamir Krakanovo January 18, 2008

Swingled

Getting fooled by a misleading photo or description of someone in a singles ad.

My date was awful, in her photo she looked curvy and 25 but she turned out to be 100 lbs larger and 10 years older. I was swingled yet again.

by jzzstud June 12, 2011

Swindleationship

Couples that break up at tax season then get back together when the money is gone.

She always breaks up with him before tax season then when the money gone she comes back to him. Mmmhmm that's what you call a swindleationship.

by RapSic March 4, 2020

Swindleton

A place you live in when you've been swindled

Looks like Louie took a trip to Swindleton.

by Boberthy May 1, 2020

swiddledick

Morphic Phallic & confused in nature, twisting in a gyrating motion, two hands required, best performed by a woman named Tonya. Spit is extra credit. One must be in Superman pose while performed.

Tim and Tonya went out and came back to a swiddledick night.

by ColinMaxwell81 April 13, 2022

Spindledrizzle

Semen that drips off your penis before you can catch it in a Kleenex when masturbating

I was having a wank looking at a Liz Truss fake video on Porn Hub, and I came so hard that a load of spindledrizzle hit the carpet before I could catch it.

by Ronnie de Spragge September 4, 2022