Served

To be beaten in a sudden, out of the blue competition. No previous knowledge is required on a subject to be served... Once somebody is served, and then this person serves back, then its on.

1.Shit son, you just got served.

2. You just got served back cunt

3. Shit nigga, its on

by Bruno .B. October 26, 2004

Blackberry Swerve

the act of an idiot/moron texting or reading a cellular device while driving 70 mph on the roadway, then realizing the road curved and thus they SWERVE to keep from hitting another car or the wall. Blackberry Swerve... look for it on a roadway near you.

As I was driving to work, I saw the car in front of me do a blackberry swerve to avoid hitting the guardrail.

by intelligent driver May 6, 2010

moon swerve

When a male stands on an elevated surface and ejaculates in an arc formation into a female'a mouth.

Babe, why you cryin? The table just wasn't steady enough for me to moon swerve you.

by moonswerve July 2, 2014

swervert

Someone who swerves a lot. Being called a swervert means that you have achieved the maximum amount of swervitude. You can never have too much swerve.

Mark and Braeden are the biggest swerverts I know.

by Big Fucking M November 22, 2012

Sausage Swerver

A woman who swerves sausage (avoids penis).

That chick just blew me out... She must be a sausage swerver.

See that fat bitch with the short hair? She looks like a proper sausage swerver.

by huzinator August 3, 2010

you got served

Colloquial vernacular to express the status of one who is the recipient of a subpoena, which more commonly would be expressed as "You've been served" or "Consider yourself served."

PARKING GARAGE - DAY

MAN IN SUIT
(Standing next to car)

Are you Mrs. Brown?

MRS. BROWN
(Approaching car with keys in hand)

Why, yes, I most certainly am Mrs. Brown. Who the fuck are you, mothafucka?

MAN IN SUIT
(Hands blue envelope to Mrs. Brown)

You got served.

(Walks away from car)

by Truth2Power August 1, 2004

swerve on

To get your swerve on means you want to get into doing or enjoying something like going out for a good time.

Come on, I feel like getting my swerve on and doing some partying.

by sevenhn January 9, 2006