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GF Stamp

the "Get-Fucked Stamp". a metaphorical stamp placed on the head of anything that gets fucked, either by extreme destruction or extreme intoxication.
We dropped acid on the train-ride there, and 90 minutes later we all got the GF stamp.

5 shots of absinthe gets us the stamp, so we'll prolly have 3-4 tonight so we don't GETFUCKED.
by fruitermelon November 22, 2009
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Clit Stamp

When a female proceeds to "pop lock and drop it" over a males face touching her clit on his face during the "drop."
"Oh no!" Stephen yelped, as a Janelle proceeded to clit stamp Stephen.
by saiyin February 2, 2010
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belly stamp

To place a mushroom stamp mark on the belly of a pregger. This usually occurs after invasive belly touching, with or without consent of the forementioned pregger.
Jess: Hey!!!, Jeremy just invasively touched my pregnant belly! I hope he doens't plan on belly stamping me! I only trust my other male companions for proper belly stamping.
by Taint toucher November 1, 2013
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Taco Stamp

When a female smacks you in the face with her vagina
by Rusty schackelford May 13, 2005
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Date stamp

Any tattoo on a woman that states the year that she was born thus making it easier to tell if she is or is not jail bait. Normally found in the form of an est. 19** on the lower back aka tramp stamp .
"Dude I was rounding third and heading for home when I saw her date stamp. What a buzz kill."
by 1713299 September 28, 2009
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Personal Stamp

The act of jerking off in one's own hand while their girlfriend sleeps, then being careful not to wake her, rolling over and stright-arming her, plastering her right in the forhead as if she were a peice of airmail. The most common response is one of complete shock and awe, or just: "You've got to be fucking kidding me.
My girlfriend was being a real treat the other night, so I waited for her to fall asleep then gave her my personal stamp.
by Shotty71 January 30, 2007
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Beaver Stamp

To press one's womanhood on the face of a sleeping recipient. (see teabag)
I'm so embarassed. I passed out last night, then Molly beaver stamped me. Now I smell like sturgeon.
by Ghetto Paisley October 25, 2009
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