Swagmones

Similar to the chemical substances testosterone and estrogen, the release of this invisible, yet very real hormone, makes a human female completely irresistible and alluring. Released only rarely, swagmones make a female more confident, sexy, and almost intimidating to the opposite sex due to the amount of swag radiating from her. Her dance moves are sexier, her lips are plumper, and her booty has never been tighter. During a period of random release, it is scientifically proven that men will have immediate, long lasting erections, buy more drinks, and follow the female around like a lost puppy.

Today my hot coworker slipped me his number, I got asked on a date on the subway, and my ex slam-piece texted me that he misses me. Girl, my swagmones are out of control!

by DowntownBrowntown September 13, 2013

SwagBong

SwagBong is a form of art of turning into on coming traffic without checking for traffic and just send it hitting oncoming traffic.

"Man i just swagbonged into a car, FML"
"Bro did you see Michael swagbonged David's loaner into oncoming traffic on a one way street"

by blehblehblehmehmehmehmehm August 5, 2019

sagoons

Goons from Something Awful

CgiBinLaden, Tom, Pipebomb, Kritsy, Batkiwi,

by Tom December 10, 2003

swaggon

swag waggon, as opposed to band waggon. not "jumped on" because it's the popular choice, but because they got the swag.

OMG! did you see that guy? his swag was overwhelming. i am so jumping on his swaggon!

by maddiexmoe November 7, 2011

Swagon

(n) A person that has a beastly amount of swag.
Comes from the term "Swag-Dragon"

Urban youth 1: "You see Kanye in that new video?!"
Urban youth 2: "Yeah, he a swagon."

by jonesnutz August 20, 2011

swagnonymous

when you have an unranked and unknown swagga, one could not describe such swag.

yo,who is this guy?, he's swagnonymous

by pkswag July 9, 2011

Sagoon

A Carl Sagan Swoon.

This video/book about the universe by Carl Sagan is so thought provoking, Sagoon!

by SOOJSONSOON October 2, 2011