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Shelterbelt

The shittiest program ever written. Shelterbelt is a filtering proxy written by Twotrees that blocks every fucking thing on the Internet of any value whatsoever (even Bing and Google Mobile, and Bing is the default search provider on the entire network). It blocks most proxy sites (and if it doesn't, once you actually use the proxy, you're instantly suspended from the Internet and your activity and username are recorded and sent to the admin), but Ultrasurf and TOR work just fine when their proxy settings are configured correctly.
Student A: Hey, why don't you look that up on Bing?
Student B: *types keywords into IE search bar* DAMNIT! SHELTERBELT BLOCKED IT!
Student A: But how? It's the default search engine on our entire network?
Student B: Ask our network admin after preschool and his daily nap.
by AK47Jenks December 25, 2010
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Shelton

A classic man, usually someone who knows everybody but truly only keeps the select elite close to him , always attains the baddest females around but doesn't do much with them after that, attracts a lot of lames because deep down he really is one, versatile in character/knowledge. Smart, Brave, and Bold. Christian man. Often Introverted but able to come out that shell. Multi-talented. Excels in being different and unique .
That's some Shelton ish.
by Bill Arnsparger December 22, 2016
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spelter

Spelter is an archaic term for zinc but is usually seen as an alloy, containing mainly zinc with variable proportions of other metals including tin, lead and copper.

Probably first used as a brazing metal to weld other pieces with higher melting points...It was discovered to be a quick and easy casting metal which could be used to reproduce many items from a mould.

Much used in the 19th and early 20th century - mainly figurines and figural groups.
Some very large sculptural pieces were made but more usually, decorative house ware.
Often used as a cheaper alternative to bronze or to copy bronze pieces. See Monkey Metal
What am I bid for this rare spelter Art Deco figural group of an elegant lady with a pair of tigers on a leash.
by Welded Bliss January 11, 2008
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sevelted

verb; the ruining of a fun time due to an ex-girlfriends curse.
Todd, you need to get your shit witchdoctored.... another sevelted night..
by Teddy1234 August 28, 2010
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whoever smelt it dealt it

A rhyming phrase used to accuse the person who first brought up the subject of someone in the room having farted as being the culprit themselves.
Bob: Guys, who farted?
Tom: Whoever smelt it dealt it.
by Stoppppppppppppppppppppppppppp December 14, 2017
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helter skelter

"My life has been so helter skelter recently."
by keith May 13, 2005
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sheltered girl syndrome

When a girl is so sheltered from anything sexual that she becomes a slut
Hey sue why did you become a slut?
Sue: Because my parents never let me experiment, and they made me have sheltered girl syndrome
by riot186 February 7, 2012
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