sooku surprize

the attempt to fart on a friends face while they sleep but accedentaly spackle it with a shitty spray.

TROYLEE: dude i tried to fart on my buddys face yesterday when he passed out drunk, and i accedentaly sprayed him with a little shit! hahaha i gave him a fuckin sooku surprize!
BURGER SHAQ BOSS: get the fuck back to work you freaky piece of shit!

by tiranicle teabagger December 17, 2007

Tuna Surprize

When a woman sits on your face naked, and points her vagina at your mouth, and queefs/pussy farts

I broke with my girlfriend after she gave me a Tuna Surprize

by I_like_to_nom_boobs May 13, 2016

Brain surgeonize

When a brain surgeon takes a dead patients brain cuts a hole in it and uses it to masturbate. Surgeon most often has two inch wide phallo but only 4 inches in length while erect.

"Surgeon you must stop brain surgeonize with the patients it's disrespectful we'll get sued!"

by DangerBunnyAttac April 18, 2018