screen beret

person who claims in internet chatrooms to have served in the Armed Forces, before showing a demonstrably bad understanding of the military.see fontline combatant

can also be used as a derogatory term to one who uses threats of violence in internet chatrooms, or to one who wholeheartedly supports ANY war THEY don't have to fight in..

chatter1: "we should just invade Iran next..."
chatter2:"and where abouts in Iraq are YOU typing from, Screen Beret ??? Manchester ???"

by BogUk January 19, 2008

blue screen of death

Blue screen that you're all too familiar with if you use an older version of windows. If you can't wait the ten minutes it takes to crash, just put a floppy disk or cd in and then take it out while trying to load something from it.

Last year at my school there was a slideshow with pictures of the seniors at an assembly. I laughed my ass off when the blue screen of death showed up halfway through their shitty powerpoint presentation.

by Chris April 30, 2004

Blue Screen of Death

Windows NT crashed.
I am the blue screen of death.
No one hears your screams.

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

by hayw00d February 16, 2005

Screef

Screef is a word used in the treeplanting world, specifically Western Canada, to mean to clear a space using a shovel to expose mineral soil in order to plant a pine or spruce seedling.

"Hey Conrad - I need these trees planted with 9' x 9" spacing and 1' of exposed mineral soil. Make sure everybody screefs good!"

by dv8tech June 9, 2013

banged me like a cheap screen door

a verbal expression. to fuck someone repeatedly and vigorously without regard to the sensibility or consciousness of the person being fucked. Usually done without protection. May be used to describe male-female or male-male action.

I can't even sit down this morning because that guy I hooked up with last night banged me like a cheap screen door. I hope our second date is just as good.

by Vanesca April 18, 2012

screen name

An alias or online name that someone selects to be known under, while chatting or posting a personal ad.

Person A: Hey! If you're online later, message me!
Person B: I dont have your screen name :(
Person A: It's SoccerBabe4476

by SeiyaKou304 June 14, 2006

Big Screen TV

An older woman.

I really wanted to take a shotgun to that big screen tv

by Tron Call March 22, 2009