stubber

comes from the word stubby, meaning something short, you'd call someone stubber if they had a very small penis, or if you just want to take the piss.

'oi stubber have you bought that penis pump yet?'

by oi bastard April 19, 2009

douchebag stubble

The stubble commonly sported by douchebags. It is the guy that can grow a full beard, but only shaves once or twice a week because he's to cool to care. Seen on Tom Cruise and Adam Levine.

WARNING! Not all people sporting douchebag stubble are douchebags. Tom Cruise, yes; Adam Levine, no.

You: Did you see Tom Cruise in that new movie?

Me: Hell no, I'm not seeing that crap. He's got douchebag stubble in it.
You: Yeah, he needs to either find a razor or just grow a full beard!
Me: What a douchebag.

by butterflyhitman May 22, 2009

George Michael Stubble

For the young generation of teenagers developing a stubble that really looks like bum fluff. Normally either gets the joke straight away or has to seek further research in the definition.

For Example.

Parent/Older Person: Ah I see your going for the George Michael Stubble look...

Younger Person: Huh?! yea i guess...

Parent/Older person: Your George Michael stubble seems to be suiting you!

Younger Person: *&^£ off (i better shave...)

by o0 J Dizzle 0o July 6, 2009

ass stubble

small reminants of hair found on the asses of male models and body builders

Body builder: Hey Dad, come in here and shave my ass stubble!!

by awesome January 9, 2004

Stress Stubble

When you are so stressed out from work that you do not have time to shave you are left with stubble.

I've been so busy this week as you can tell from my stress stubble

by Coin that phrase March 11, 2011

the Stubblefield special

The special case of overwhelmed hot females in need of extra manly and rugged services from the one and only Ian stubblefield. Warning risks involve extream addiction and dependence and symptoms are always the reduction to the use of a wheel chair for several weeks.

milf walks into the pool and asks for "the stubblefield special", perfection craves "the stubblefield special", the cure for hot lesbians to want men again "the stubblefield special" Chuck Norris' secret "the stubblefield special".

by S7UBBS December 30, 2013

gay stubble

That "5 o'clock shadow from 2 days ago" look, where it's long enough to realize that their face isn't simply dirty, but long enough to do damage to any skin that comes into contact with it. Gay stubble is most dangerous in a meet-n'greet in large groups when cheek kisses may occur in copious quantities, especially one after another. During such times, air kisses may be advised to avoid abrasion resulting in the need for medical attention, or the need to say "ouch, that's sharp" at the very least.

Gay stubble is a fashion staple, almost as important as the untucked, button-down, short sleeved waist-shirt.

So I was playing gay softball the other day, and during the post-game congrats, I encountered so much gay stubble that I may have to put some ointment on my cheeks.

by wallfire May 8, 2017