STRUMPETS

A younger group of girls (often referring to young high schoolers) that are constantly willing to bust down for older guys and are always frequenting older group's parties.

Those Sophomore strumpets thinks they're so cool for their holey jeans and for hooking up with those Senior guys.

by Huckleberry Finn Jr. December 2, 2007

Strumpedestalation

The act of playing an instrument that is either uncommon or unknown.

John's strumpedestalationalistic affinity for the Contrabass Saxophone was one many people found intriguing.

by Don Joe21 December 2, 2009

strumpkin

Jerking it while taking a shit.

I gave myself a strumpkin while push a log out this morning!
Nice bro, I love taking a shit and whacking it!

by gangbangerolympics September 2, 2013

Strumph Diddling

This act requires you to remove your clothes while lifting a naked man above your head who's wearing a party hat on his genitals. While doing this a school boy octopus rubs your nipple from behind and places a tentacle inside the man above your head.

I'm going to down to the local fish market to acquire an octopus for some Strumph Diddling tonight.

by Strumphdiddler April 16, 2017

Strumbone

A Strumpet who is a specialist in giving a guy a boner using only her mouth.

That strumbone was fantastic!!

by Jayne M October 10, 2008

Gundarsian Strumpit

An attractive Asian woman or ladyboy whom your friends think they can bed down but really cannot

Man, I tried chatting up a Gundarsian Strumpit last night but ended up bedding my right hand.

by Nated0gg February 28, 2021

strumpet

Another name for a streetwalker or prostitute.

I met a strumpet named Haden last night on the corner of allens lane.

by Grancy January 18, 2012