straightners

A hair item wich prevents frizzi-ness or fro. They are relyed on by many people, but none more than judith. She has one big fro. SAVE THE FRO

hey, do you reckon judith has starightners?

by Colette February 24, 2004

Straphanger

n. Literally, a paratrooper whose weight does not pull the static line to deploy his parachute causing the soldier to flap along side the aircraft by said static line. Figuratively, someone who is a fuck up.

Look at all of these fuckin straphangers.

by foulmouth5-0 May 8, 2009

straighn't

"straight" guys who can often be found with ridiculously ecstatic homosexuals in compromising positions. such positions include, but are not limited to, artisan blowjobs in the hands--and mouths-- of true dick professionals (i.e , aforementioned giddy gays), gobblin' cock as if it were a major nutrient missing from their diet and occasionally, though rare, in full blown, good ol' fashioned sodomy.
they are known to reference wives or girlfriends which not only salivates the gay mouth but reinforces the so-called heterosexual's confidence that he's "still totally straight, dude".
one may also find alleged breeders watching straight porn on their smart phone surrounded by gay guys watching gay porn on 3 to 4 screens. which is totally disgusting.

"i knew he was straighn't the moment he said 'bro, shut up about musicals and come suck on these nuts'".

by jrod the worst October 18, 2018

.stra1ghtnotfound

Very good tiktoker and i like their content very much but they scare me 🙁-wilburs.soot0

“you know .stra1ghtnotfound?” “yes they scare me”

by wilburs.soot0 October 16, 2021

Stronghand

The act of flipping a table using only one hand. Often shouted before or while doing so.

"Dude, that guy just stronghanded a billiards table. He must be damn tough."

"You should come to my party, we're having a stronghand contest."

"STRONGHAND" *Flips table*

by Gav the Ruiner January 9, 2014

Alex Strachan

Fucking gay white kid that has lots of freckles. Like being alone and playing with his dick and watching meat spin with his gay friends

That Alex strachan kid is gay af

by ALex strachan is gay March 20, 2017

Michael Strahan

Noun or verb
Describes when a woman (or feminine man) takes a load in the mouth and then spits it back onto the guy through the gap in her (his) front teeth. This is usually done as payback for a male dominant sex act (i.e. donkey punch, angry dragon, chili rainbow, etc). Named after popular NFL player turned commentator and gap-toothed black man Micheal Strahan.

note: is mainly performed by gap-toothed hood rats and flaming butt monkeys, but some rich divorcees have been know to do the Michael Strahan from time to time.

Yo my man just gave me the Sneaky Castro last night so I gave him the old Micheal Strahan!

as a verb: I just Michael Strahan'd that cheating bastard of a husband!

by RedDan69 March 11, 2011