Straightson

a nigga who always reminds others of his dominance by saying "you gay nigga suck my cock lol XD"

Yo bro can u pass the aux cord
*plays a joe dirt dvd*
Bro u gay

What a straightson

by [B]igga June 12, 2018

Straightshitter

A person who so straight forward and honest they make you shit your pants

Dude that Marlena chick is a straightshitter, told me I was talking too much on the first date!

by Robotneedsoil July 7, 2020

straightiation

A type of heteronormative toxicity that unconsciously radiates from straight people.

Gurl, that bachelorette party ruined Wednesday night drag bingo with its straightiation.

by lgbtquotidian April 17, 2021

Straightest number

888 is the straightest number. 8 sounds like straight and repeating numbers are straight so 888 is straight.

"bro 888 for life. It's the straightest number"

by Lilspanky December 6, 2019

Straightsapien

A homosapien but its straight not homo.

Bob: "hey you're a faggot"
Dave: "shut up you're a homosapien I'm a Straightsapien"

by Panda flufity October 22, 2020

Straightshooter

An earnest-talking, micromanaging, office-jargon aficionado who has no hands-on knowledge of company procedures or logistics

Straightshooters rarely take their duties very seriously, but it's important to them to appear diligent in order to gain acceptance and power within the office hierarchy.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

straighism

the theory of converting from homosexuality to heterosexuality

Jim likes Bob but Bob wants to be helped so he goes to the F.B.I (Fag Busters Inc.) to get "straightend" out.

by agent G.Q (glitter queen) and agent fag hag May 13, 2005