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sometime

Designates and unspecified period of time.
by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008
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Used to pick someone up without actually asking them on a date.

A casual suggestion to hang out with anyone, without sounding desperate.
You got anything planned? We should do something sometime.
by phex April 26, 2004
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Sovietime

Connected with the Soviet Union especially in regards to political, social, or artistic advances between the years of 1922 and 1991. Derived from the word "Maritime"
"Dmitri Shostakovich is my favorite Sovietime composer."

"The most famous Sovietime leaders were Vladimir Lenin and Joseph Stalin."
by Andrew Tolson April 23, 2006
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sometimes you eat the bear

Sometimes you eat the bear ... and sometimes the bear eats you. Expression describing the bipolar nature of life, the universe and everything, popularised among other places in the movie The Big Lebowski and fifty percent proven, at any rate, by the life of Timothy Treadwell.
Well, dude, sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear eats you. But why d'ya have to use so many cuss words along they way?
by Fearman April 1, 2008
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When used by a guy on a chick, means he digs her and wants to ask her out, but is too pround/chickened to ask.

However, when the same phrase is employed by a chick, its more like a polite way to say "i'm not really interested."
Guy, "hey you're pretty cool. We should do something sometime"

Girl, "Sure, we should do something sometime."
by VeryFabdoll April 25, 2004
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Storytime with Sleazy T

This is what you do when a middle school has indoor recess. First, you form a circle ranging from 6-13 people. Then, you get somone's iTouch/iPhone with a Jersey Shore Nickname Generator and give the people in the VERY first storytime nicknames this way. Also give all of them a prostitute name (I.e. Drip Drip or the Sack). Once everyone has a nickname, then you all elect the funniest, awesomest, and greatest member the honorary title of "Sleazy T" ( named after the founder of the idea of Storytime, Guapo Banuelos, and this was his nickname). Now, the Sleazy T of the group (preferably a racial mixbreed. I.e. A blexican, blaxican, a wasian, a blasian, etc.) must start each indoor recess with a funny story joke or plain story of funniness. Then, he is free to either, 1). Tell more stories, 2). Play Truth or Dare, 3). Purely play dumb games, or 4). Have Rap Battles or Roast a member. Now, this is strictly a fun expirience to have. Don't get upset or anything if your not Sleazy T. But, if you are Sleazy T, remember to always tell your jokes in moderation, because (trust me, I frigging invented this) you never want to run out of jokes. And remember, this is simply something to do to make the best of indoor recess. And, don't go off stealing my idea, or copying my idea then just tweaking it a little, cause that's not cool ata all. That's just trifelent. And as the original Sleazy T, Imma get Sandstorm with me and we'll come for to babies!!!
Tiger: Yo Guapo, are we having Storytime With Sleazy T today???!!!???
Andrew: Please Sleazy?

Guapo: Ok, Mr. And Mrs. Jugs, are y'all coming?
Seth and Madeline: Sure.
Spencer: All right, can you tell us the eel joke again?
Guapo: Sure.
* 20 minutes later*
*r' body*: HAHHAHAHAHQJAHROFLQWERTY!!!
Guapo( The original Sleazy T) Another satisfied group!!!
Group in unison: That Blexican sure is a great Sleazy!!!
by The original Sleazy T April 3, 2011
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Sometimes

Remember that one time when you said “raise your hand if you like dick” and your straight male friend went “yeah Sometimes” by mistake so you make fun of him for it now
Friend 1: That girl is hot
Friend 2: I bet you wouldn’t say that while doing Sometimes

Friend 1: Fuck you
Friend 2: No thanks I don’t do sometimes
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