Stonington High

Stonington High School- also known as; Stonerton. Almost every student comes to school high off their asses everyday. It's the local pot head school. Everyone here is either high during first period or juuling the bathroom. A group of stuck up white kids and ghetto wanna be are all mixed together and shoved in one prison. This school is the first thing you see when you arrive to hell.

Stonington High:

Billy: "Yo Aaron, let's go smoke a bowl and skip last period."

by yourlocaldruggie May 15, 2018

Rosetta Stoning

1. The act of heaving an object -- usually a rock or an empty beer can -- at your wife/girlfriend after she's said something that doesn't make any sense.

2. A violent act which occurs between a man and woman after a breakdown in communication.

Woman: "I know game seven of The World Series is on tonight, but I thought we could watch a John Cusack movie instead."

Man: *picks up x-box controller* "You're in for a Rosetta Stoning."

by Bad Obnauticus October 29, 2009

stoning out

Zoning out, specifically after smoking the dried buds of the plant "cannabis".

Pussyface and friends have been sitting at a restaurant while under the effects of "Tetrahydrocannabinol". After some time, the waitress approaches them to take their order.

WAITRESS: May I take your order?

PUSSYFACE: What?

WAITRESS: Do you know what you want to order?

PUSSYFACE: Oh! No...sorry I was stoning out.

by ninjatigerbatman September 11, 2013

stoning

The act of attempting to freeze the passage of time through action of doing nothing. Works best with several people. However the passage of freeze will be broken once a person either says or thinks about the time.

Person 1: ...
Person 2: ...
Person 3: ...
Person 4: stoning is boring how long till we gotta get back to class
Person 1, 2 & 3: zomg dude you broke the continuation of non-continuity
*2 seconds later bell rings*

by kaldoscope November 13, 2009

Cock-Stocking

Cock-Stocking: When a man places his penis inside a woman's vagina simply as a means to keep his sexual organ warm (COCK STOCKING)

Marissa is my favorite Cock-Stocking during the Winter time.

by RyandRy December 31, 2010

Stocking Stuffer

A tube sock that is used by adolescent males to ejaculate into when masturbating to contain the mess and hide it from their moms

My mom knew I was jerking off when she found my stiff stocking stuffer in the clothes hamper

by wildcard007 December 20, 2009

Pork Stocking

The anal hole and rectal cavity of an individual that enjoys anal sex.

That’s it. Put it to me in my pork stocking.

Rachel loves it when I breed her pork stocking.

I had a BBC in my pork stocking last night. I’m sore and swollen today. Rosebud is tender to the touch.

by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018