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by stonecoldpat December 31, 2003

Stonewall Jackass

A person who gives you a hard time about something for seemingly no reason. A person who enjoys being withholding.

That lady at the DMV is a real Stonewall Jackass. She made me wait for an hour in 3 different lines when she could have helped me in 2 minutes.

by PMcC1 January 11, 2010

Stonewall

A thing that is very tough or durable

Second meaning:

A brilliant leader or commander that shows tactical genius

Third meaning

Once you've lost so bad it is called a stonewall

Loss or pretiosi cladem which is latin for costly loss

What a stonewall:

Remarking signs of a stonewall :

by Yale historian March 18, 2021

Stonewall Jackson

to be so uncomfortable, your buttcheeks clench together so tight, that not even a crowbar can loosen them.

When Tina started to talk about her blue waffle, i pulled a stonewall jackson

by Dr. Dental May 18, 2010

stonecold

1. anything goes in the bedroom
2. the act of slutting
3. sexual liberal with no remorse

"Kristen is a stonecold slut."

"Dude, I would go stonecold for her in a minute."

by John Blutarsky October 23, 2008

Stonecold Susan

A Stonecold Susan is the act of Ultimate anal pleasure. One Must lie down in a 69 position with one's partner on top of, or below them, and each partner must have one or several cubes of ice. Each partner then rubs the ice cubes around the surface of the other's partners' anus, until it becomes numb. When this step is complete, each partner must give the other a Rim Job until desired anal pleasure is achieved.

My wife and I were looking for something new to spice up our sex lives, nothing compared to the extreme pleasure of a Stonecold Susan, It caused both me and my wife to scream uncontrolably!

or

My girlfriend and I gave each other a Stonecold Susan last night. I got so excited I released some Fecal matter on her forehead! Its a good thing all she cared about was the extreme anal pleasure she was experiencing! It is a must have in anyone's sex lives!

by David Bq July 28, 2008

Stormwolf

1) To complain about the smallest thing for an excessive amount of time.


2) When a person thinks that an object available to be used by eveybody belongs to them and only them... this is usually followed by complaining(see 1) If the object is being used by someone else.

"Don't pay attention to him, he's stormwolfing"

by blah April 9, 2003