Stoners Thumb

After lighting so many bowls, flicking your bic' starts to rub your thumb raw.

I got stoner's thumb after using that crappy lighter that kept not lighting. Stoners Thumb.

by Authentic_Ginger April 20, 2011

Stoners

A person that loves pot, music, munchies, pussy, brownies, cookies, girls, carrots, hippies, tye dye clothing, gothic clothing, girls, jesus, crackers, pot, girls, and other amazing shit.

Damien and Tyler are 1337 stoners.

by Damien Bolding May 13, 2006

Carlsbad Stoners

Stoners are what the word just explains. They go out around Carlsbad and find the "primest spots to toke at brah" most of them are skinny kids with severe ADHD. The other half of them are the Carlsbad lacrosse team. The "Rats" in Carlsbad are stoners which noone in Carlsbad cares for except if you're a rat.

On the opposite side there are the people who are opposed to stoners. These mostly consist of bitchy girls from Carlsbad High's Sound Express Choir class. They will say "Oh my god, that's bad for you." Then they will turn around and do it with the stoners. They pretend like they care when in actuality they are just pissed they want to get high but dont want the reputation. They are dumb.

The last side you can be on is the observers. They dont give two shakes what you do.

All in all Carlsbad's a sick place if you're a stoner. Or so ive heard.

Hey wanna go smoke weed?
Yeah we live in Carlsbad.
I guess that's why we are Carlsbad Stoners

by Downsimous Prime April 25, 2009

stonership

To assign or take responsibility for something knowing it will either be not done or totally fucked up.

Dude, you were supposed to pick us up at SFO not the Oakland Airport. What happened?
I know, I take complete stonership for that.

OK, which of us will take stonership for driving tonight?

by DontAskMeIJustGotHereMyself April 24, 2010

stoners finger

it is when your index finger turns black from poking the bowl. it is normally a constant thing because your always smokin. yeahhhhh

"hey man my girlfriend knows im smokin agian. she saw my stoners finger."
"sucks dude."

by hnk14 April 25, 2010

stonerosis

condition in which one has become too stoned to do anything other than to get more stoned.

I have stuff to do today but I've got stonerosis.

by dmnyd$ March 18, 2011

semi-soberish

not quite there, but almost, kind of drunk.

oh fucks romulis...two pinners and a beer aint goin to cut it, im still semi-soberish.

by gfunk406 June 9, 2011