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Statutory Rape

Someone eighteen or over having sexual intercourse with someone under the age of sixteen. Some people say it's pedofelia, others disagree.
Joe's gf is 14 and he's 18. If her mom finds out there fucking she can have him charged with statutory rape!
by Koree Jeslin April 18, 2006
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statutory wuss

A girl whose age would bring about a statutory rape charge if any man were to fornicate with her.
Man, Dave's 13 year-old daughter is some statutory wuss I'd goto jail for!
by JCS Bricks August 19, 2004
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Statutory construction

The process by which you testify and build your truth self evident. Be careful because the court of public opinion is always open and everything you say can and will be used against you.
I was only trying to build an honest statement and convicted myself of building statutory construction without a building permit. Only lies are allowed without a building permit. The cost of the permit is everything you have.
by Spiritual-Master December 20, 2021
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statular

Of or having to do with states.
"This neighborhood is very statularly diverse" - observation of license plates from many states.
by Disaster Girl February 6, 2005
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statusjack

The act of commenting on someone's Facebook status simply to have a conversation with another person who has previously commented on or liked the status.
Michael Baker is enjoying the new treadmills at the gym

Sophia Smith: me too!!

Jake Nauert: oh sophia where do you work out!??!?!

This status has just been statusjacked by Jake, who likely has a crush on Sophia.
by just@friend September 19, 2010
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statistacs

what a person feels as an answer/s or practice of analyzing and recording your feelings for accurate answers
Jimmy told Watter he was dumb, so Watter told Jimmy"Check the statistacs, mans average".
by booooootLAGGGE September 26, 2019
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Statutory sigh

The internal or external manifestation of relief felt upon learning the object of one's sexual attraction is above the age of consent.
Bob heaved a statutory sigh upon learning that Kate was 20 even though she looked 16.
by B. Ligerati January 15, 2008
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