A bold statement with Big Dick Energy.
by Wee Knees June 14, 2019
(noun)-the act of missing a shot over the cross bar in soccer and having to chase the ball down.
(verb)-missing an easy shot and cussing because you have to chase your ball 50 yards from where you were.
(verb)-missing an easy shot and cussing because you have to chase your ball 50 yards from where you were.
Person 1: "Shoot!"
Person 2: *Shot* and ball flies away
Person 1: HAHA! BANK STATEMENT!
Person 2: *%$@! Can you get my ball please?
Person 1: Hell no! I'm not walking to China today!
Person 2: *Shot* and ball flies away
Person 1: HAHA! BANK STATEMENT!
Person 2: *%$@! Can you get my ball please?
Person 1: Hell no! I'm not walking to China today!
by Don't use your real name!!!! May 01, 2010
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To make a statement with no evidence to backup your claim and then ignore requests for evidence until it goes away. Also allows an option if caught out, to pretend you never said it. If evidence is produced, ignore it until it goes away.
(Man 1) Global warming is cased by dolphins. (Man 2) That sounds like a trump statement... what proof do you have? (Man 1) What are you talking about? (Man 2) You just said global warming is caused by dolphins? (Man 1) I never said that. I would never say that.
by Just another pleb March 13, 2017
The opposite of a 'statement win' in sports: a defeat so bad it proves how bad a team really is, especially a team previously thought to be not so bad.
by Doctorjay December 10, 2014
A statement that provides little to no importance, leaves the audience in confusion and is usually followed up with, “and then I found $20” to regain some attention to one’s self.
Hey guys! While was driving to work today, I saw this bird flying this morning pretty high in the sky.... and the I found $20! - that is a Patrick statement
by Professional Fur Handler August 25, 2018
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