starshit

Alternative for Starbucks

starshit girls: the consumer of starshit

Derp: ugh look herp, it's those starshit girls wasting hard earned cash on Starshit
Herp: yeah man, no one likes starshits

by thegreatdefinerofwordsxddd November 3, 2017

Starch bomb

An prominent expulsion of semen from the penis resulting in an explosion of starchy substance.

Mum said she had to wash my sock three times after I dropped a starch bomb in it.

by Lectins toad September 11, 2013

starscream

Megatron's punching bag

Decepticon NO.1: hey did you hear starscream got promoted to personal punching bag? Decepticon NO.2:No i didnt, why did he get that promotion? Decepticon NO. 1:Lord Megatron says he helps him relieve his stress after a battle with prime!

by Anonymous bounty hunter August 4, 2021

Starseed

If you feel like you don't belong here, are resistant to authority, and feel like you have a purpose, you may be a Starseed.

- I feel like i'm not from Earth, I want to go home.

- You may be a Starseed

by t00c00lforscho00l March 20, 2022

Starshine

1. Someone who shines like the stars in the night.

2. Someone who fills your life with light.

3. Someone who's eyes sparkle like stars.

4. Someone who you don't want to take your eyes off of.

5. Someone who is worth more than all the diamonds in the sky.

My fiance's nickname is Starshine because if I lost her, the stars would throw themselves out of the heavens.

by Maltheangel April 19, 2009

Starship Pooper

When you lay on your stomach and fire a crap out of your ass toward the sky.

Kirk was lying on his belly naked when he fired a Starship Pooper out his ass into outer space.

by joseph blough April 15, 2022

Starchy

When someone's personality is overtly bland or unappealing. They enjoy doing some of the most boring activities you could imagine. They also tend to kill jokes before you finish them because they possess little to no sense of humor whatsoever. They are the color gray in human form.

Tom: I was reviewing my stock portfolio yesterday and Harry told me I should invest in AAH instead of Carter-West. Its like he's never seen their market projections lol.
Ryan: Holy shit you are starchy?

by FettyWapsLeftEye August 10, 2017