A mix of the words stoned and hammered. Refers to possibly the best state of being at any type of party setting, with common symptoms being elevated consciousness and the desire to make a complete fool of yourself, all in the name of a good time.
Damn, at the 4th of July party last night I had 6 shots of Jager and followed it with 3 tightly packed bowls of dank weed. Then, I proceeded to shotgun somewhere between 6 and 10 beers and went back outside to finish off the supply of bud. I concluded the night with a cocktail of vodka and coke, with a 2:1 ratio, respectively. Good lord, I was fucking stammered.
by Clayterman August 27, 2008
Get the Stammered mug.New Age term for human beings who believe themselves to be direct genetic descendants or hybrids of extraterrestrial or interdimensional beings. Starseeds usually have repeated psychic or physical contact with ETs. Often such persons feel a strong sense of intuition and/or have experience with extra-sensory perceptions (ESP). Some, however, struggle with mental illness in grappling their unique dispositions.
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Get the steinered mug.To be severely dissed and picked apart by someone. Derived from the sharp-edged insults of Patti Stanger from the Millionare Matchmaker on Bravo TV.
"You got Stangered."
"She told me that my picture looked like me 10 years and 40 pounds ago...I just got Stangered."
"Stop talking, you're talking too much." - Stanger
"The guy is on a neverending road that leads to an old age home." - Stanger
"So I'm really nervous about (so and so) because, you know, he is douchey-mc-douchey New Yorker." - Stanger
"Have either of you eaten today?...No? You can tell." - Stanger
"I hate your outfit. Pancho Vio wants his jumpsuit back." - Stanger
"These girls came out looking weird like I had the circus coming to town." - Stanger
"You need to fix that hair 'cause it's a hot mess." - Stanger
"You could lose weight." - Stanger
"You need to get your teeth fixed, 'kay? It's like shark's teeth in there. File 'em down." - Stanger
"Take that skirt off and burn it. Burn it, burn it, burn it!" - Stanger
"She told me that my picture looked like me 10 years and 40 pounds ago...I just got Stangered."
"Stop talking, you're talking too much." - Stanger
"The guy is on a neverending road that leads to an old age home." - Stanger
"So I'm really nervous about (so and so) because, you know, he is douchey-mc-douchey New Yorker." - Stanger
"Have either of you eaten today?...No? You can tell." - Stanger
"I hate your outfit. Pancho Vio wants his jumpsuit back." - Stanger
"These girls came out looking weird like I had the circus coming to town." - Stanger
"You need to fix that hair 'cause it's a hot mess." - Stanger
"You could lose weight." - Stanger
"You need to get your teeth fixed, 'kay? It's like shark's teeth in there. File 'em down." - Stanger
"Take that skirt off and burn it. Burn it, burn it, burn it!" - Stanger
by J.K.2 November 12, 2011
Get the Stangered mug.To accidentally lure others into believing something monumental has just occurred, when in fact that which has occurred is quite routine or mundane. Named after Los Angeles Dodgers radio announcer Charley Steiner, who thinks every ball hit into the sky is a goddam grand slam.
“I thought that ball that Cody hit into the night was a sure goner, but when I saw the outfielder catch it in the shallow outfield, I realized I Steinered myself.”
by desiWHO June 2, 2019
Get the Steinered mug.is there anything sharp on you that'll poke me? if there is, keep in mind it doesn't feel nice to have my torch staggered up your ass
by Staggering Staggerson July 1, 2010
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