Hot Staley

Getting your ass beat by an Irish man, then vomiting everywhere.

"Hey Bro, wanna go listen to some Jack Johnson and give me a hot staley later?"

by scurituric December 8, 2009

Stacey's Mom Syndrome

The curious tendency of male adolescents to be more attracted to a girl's mom over the girl herself. It is completely understandable if there is a consensus among peers supporting that the mom is indeed unmistakably hot.

Guy1: Dude, did you see Stacey yesterday? So hot.
Guy2: Naww, man. Check out her mom.
Guy1: Hell yes. Stacey's Mom Syndrome my friend.

by notaffectedbysyndromejustsouno December 7, 2010

poke n stare

When a man makes constant awkward eye contact while jamming his fingers into a woman's vagina. The "poke n stare" decreases the already minute chance of a woman achieving orgasm via fingering by almost 85%.

Girl 1: Ugh, Josh gave me the poke n stare last night. I had to fake it to get him to stop.
Girl 2: Ouch.

by Lush August 2, 2008

The Harper Stare

An ability bestowed only upon those of the Harper bloodline. Involving intricate positioning of the facial muscles and eyes, the Harper Stare has the ability to strike fear into the hearts of men and women alike. It is said that those who fall victim to the Harper Stare become immediately immobilized mentally. Bravery turns to cowardice. Victory instantly turns to defeat. In modern times, those possessing the ability of the Harper Stare have a biological "I win button".

Guy: WHY DID YOU SMASH MY CAR AND BURN DOWN MY HOUSE? IM CALLING THE COPS ON YOU!!
Harper: *Harper Stare*
Guy: why...did...i...smash my car and....burn...my house down? I...should call the police on myself.
God: The Harper Stare has taken control.

by victimoftheharperstare September 30, 2011

Ringo Starr (Richard Starkey)

Ringo is just as sexy as Paul McCartney. His nose is not ugly at all, it's actually very cute. Ritchie may not be as attractive when it comes to his looks, but his personality makes up for it all because he is a very sweet, caring, loving man who brings lots of peace and love to this Earth. The way he used to flip his hair and smile like crazy when he was drumming could probably make anyone fall in love with him tbh.

Ringo Starr (Richard Starkey) is adorable

by The._.beatles._.supremacy June 25, 2021

Lightskin stare

To stare like in a weird, flirtatious way. Usually accompanied by the pursing and/or licking of one's lips, Raising one eyebrow, and playing Sin City by Chrishan

Also known as rizzing

Alex: yo, Felix got that Lightskin stare!
Tyrone: Dayum!

by PonianYoutube January 7, 2023

Nigga stare

When someone talking some crazy shit, u just gotta nigga stare

*NIGGA STARE INTENSIFIES *

by Mr joe m. October 7, 2020