Scarecrow

A person who acts happy but is really sad or deppresed

Guys we need to help him hes being a scarecrow

by Dont know what to put January 11, 2018

scarecrowed

getting scarecrowed is when you put a broomstick up your ass and and then ram the other end in the dirt so your feet don't touch the ground

Virgil got a broom handle rammed up his ass by his grandad and stuck out in the cornfield homie got scarecrowed he loved it

by redemptionlost February 21, 2022

Prostitute Scarecrow

A female ragamuffin whose hair resembles straw in both texture and appearance. The prostitute scarecrow will stand on the side of old country roads and try to entice young farmers with her lumpy hay-filled dungarees and poorly applied makeup.

"Old man Crawford was enticed by the prostitute scarecrows' hay-filled bags"

by PeachPie24 February 5, 2009

Fucktarded Scarecrow

There are many definitions...O.O...here are some....

1.A scarecrow that has had the shit picked out of it from birds

2.A retard that puts on way to much make-up (also see:Paris Hilton)

3.A sex move that is much to vivid to describe in detail....

1. Fucktarded scarecrow (must say)

2.Yhoo get the point

3.This happened to me...It's horrible....if you figure out what it is, how to do it and do it to someone...Your going to hell ay bro.

by Fucktarded Scarecrow September 26, 2009

scarecrow

An empty police car found on the side of the road. Typically used to scare speeding drivers into slowing down to the speed limit.

Passenger: "Slow down, there's a cop up ahead!"

Driver: "It's fine. It's just a scarecrow."

by 1337pino October 18, 2008

Flaming Scarecrow

The act of light both you, and your partners pubic hair on fire and then continuing to have sexual intercourse.

My genitals are still singed from that flaming scarecrow!

by DrFlayvas July 28, 2011

Jack-Off Scarecrow

When a roommate wants to prevent another from masterbating in his abscences, he might put a dummy or pile of clothes under his covers so as to give the appearance that he is still there.

In order to keep Michael from Masterbating, Chilli Dog would often employee the use of a Jack-Off Scarecrow.

by Cheese lobster January 8, 2012