Stagats

"Holy shit!"

Did you hear that she was wearing no clothes, stagats.

by Staggerswithfist November 12, 2021

blimp strats

The best way to see davey

I decided to use Blimp strats in this speedrun. It made Dead Man Walking so much quicker!

by AgentFiveSeven August 24, 2021

the wallpaper starts peeling

To have sex with someone so much that the room stinks and becomes so humid

till the room stinks the wallpaper starts peeling off the walls the bed breaks in half the ground starts to shake the windows are fogging the ceiling drops down neighbours call the police, multiple noise complaints, till the train passes by

by Huuuuuuuuuuuummm March 18, 2023

statsy

A word used before an insult to amplify the insult itself.

"Dude Cisco can't hang tomorrow, what a statsy little cunt"

by Crimsonfucker1782 August 13, 2017

statswhore

A statswhore is a online multiplayer gamer that is very concerned with his rank. Ranks are determined by the kill / death ratio. Statswhore usually make cheap kills by camping in very secure spots on the map, or use rifles like the aug (in counter strike) that require no 5k1LLz at all. Statswhores also tend to be a WTJ. 1337 Pro's usually refer to statswhores in terms like noobish camper.

Wild Bill is a statswhore, he camps the pit all round.

Translation: Wild Bill is very concerned with his rank, therefore he stays in the pit (i.e. a certain location in the dust2 map in counter strike) all round

by Stijn December 12, 2008

checking stats

Claiming to use your friend's computer to check fantasy football scores and instead, masturbating to porn.

I'm checking stats. Be down in a few minutes.

by whhpssh October 24, 2014

statastics

Noun. Shortcut for fantastic statistics.

Joe is busy doing statastics

by Junior Scientist April 30, 2010