steamstress

a chick that is so hot it's stressful to be around

your a steamstress....your so steamy hot it's putting stress on me!

by pussy bee July 2, 2020

Emilia Saams

Emilia Saams is one of the best people I know and one of the most important people to me. She never fails to make me laugh and she always has a smile on her face. AND SHE REALLY LOVES FOOD. If you ever find someone like her in your life hold them close and never let them go. Yo Emilia if you find this the person who sits across from you in third period wrote this. Hope yo like it - from little_br0wnb0y

Yooo is that Emilia Saams bro I would do anything to be friends with her

by Little_br0wnb0y January 15, 2019

Strams

Derived from the reverse spelling of "smarts", strams is a kind of inverse intelligence demonstrated when a person or company cleverly overcomes every obstacle between them and total failure. In order to demonstrate use of strams, the entity in question must be faced with multiple situations where an obvious, correct choice leads to success, while a more obscure, incorrect choice leads to another choice-situation or to failure.

When a delivery company replaces the correct address with an old, old address, then ignores the forwarding information AT that old address AND the email AND the phone number they have on file for you, finally deciding that, because they can't find your address, they better mail you a letter about it - that's strams.

by balloonie-cat December 12, 2010

Swedish steamshovel

Well, a Swedish steamshovel is probably just the THE most hardcore sexual act there is! And I’d know, because just about every girl I do it to says they can’t BELIEVE I just gave them a Swedish steamshovel. They thought they’d done everything until they got a down and dirty, world-rocking SS. And they might have. But nothing could prepare the hottest, horniest slut for the visceral thrill of an SS served to perfection. Just throw out all of those other tame little sexual maneuvers, like the donkey punch or the hot sanchez or whatever. It’s all pretty kindergarten once you get into the Swedish steamshovel type shit. God, I can barely even believe myself that I did it! Or rather, do it, on a regular basis!

Here, maybe this will give you a clue.

Dude 1: Hey man.

Dude 2: Ssup.

Dude 1: So, did you get that chick last night?

Dude 2: Hell yeah! I took her home and gave her a fucking Swedish steamshovel too.

Dude 1: No fucking way! That's sick dude!

Dude 2: Hell yeah! It was fucking awesome!

Dude 1: No way! You didn't really?!

Dude 2: Naw, man. I did.

Dude 1: Seriously?

Dude 2: Serious, man.

There. Now you pretty much get the idea of how fucking wicked it is.

by thev101 August 29, 2011

STAMSITE

A streamer that ignores every chat message sent (He's pretty famous)

STAMSITE IS A NOOB STREAMER

by Team Crypted October 11, 2017

Steams

Steams - a slang word for cigarettes pl. Used commonly in Ireland.

Steam - singular term for a cigarette

PERSON : Well man, do ya wanna go for a steam?

PERSON 2 : Do you wanna go halfs on a box of steams?

by Kanye<3 December 4, 2009

staasch

-One who races to climax..
-One who's face is shaped optimally for the placement of female anatomy..
-One who is skilled at many seemingly useless things..

Synonyms: Lazer, ninja, dragon, Jedi, tiger, shark, tiger-shark, assassin, anal

"We were doin the dirty when he jumped up and exclaimed "I WIN!!" Then proceeded to do his end zone celebration.. What a total staasch.."

by Fast171 December 19, 2016