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Staining Wood

Another word for anal sex. The process of staining your wood consists of a white male penetrating a butthole of his choosing and upon pulling out revealing a shit covered dick. Hence his wood has been stained.
Can be used as "stained wood" "staining my wood" or "wood staining"
"I spent all night staining wood"
"Me and my buddy spent all weekend staining wood with Stacy from accounting"
by Megatron81 July 6, 2014
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Snaining

Is it raining? No. Is it snowing? No... it's snaining
by Pumpwumpkins January 24, 2015
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Shaining

- verb: to be written starting with capital "S"

1. to experience a tremendous victory, achievement, or success

2. of, relating to, or characterized by victory

3. a performance or achievement that is marked by success, as by the attainment of honors
I just Shained

That girl is Shaining the competition

Shai is Shaining over class reps everywhere
by afterworkdrinker October 1, 2016
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staining a juul

High school kids robbing people for there juuls because they are highly addicted to the device.
Me: YO, I stained that ugly ass nigga caleb daniels for his juul at union square.

Nahmir: I love staining a juul!
by BenBallerNoJohnnyDang January 4, 2018
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e-straining order

Unfriending someone for stalking you on facebook. Play off the term "restraining order"
"Troyer wouldn't stop posting on my comments so I took out an e-straining order on him"
by pakizzle May 23, 2010
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wood staining

The act of changing a white character's race for no reason and casting an actor who is usually black but can be any other race same as white washing but without triggering any outrage. This choice must be met with applause as any who disagree with the casting choice are just racist. Examples include Kingpin in Daredevil, the human torch in the fantastic four and L in The new Death Note.
1: hey did you see they cast Tilda Swinton as the Ancient One in Doctor Strange I'm sick of Hollywood whitewashing?
2. I know it's pretty stupid, could be worse though I just found out they cast Idris Elba as Roland Deschain in the dark tower I'm sick of wood staining too.
1. That's racist!
by 1peefree1y April 18, 2018
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Junction staining

Performing oral sex on a beautiful, intelligent woman until she gushes!
Can you do some junction staining for me please :) I need that to finish… -Tammy
by TennisEE October 5, 2021
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