Squatch

Verb: A really intense hug that lasts just long enough for both parties to feel better

Looks like you need a squatch.

Thank you for that squatch.

by Lunathehomelessrose July 16, 2016

squatch-a-potamus

A half balding, neurotic cat who licks her own fur off and sits in provocative poses.

Man, that cat's so crazy she's almost a squatch-a-potamus!

by Kailley July 11, 2007

Scratchie

A scary movie, typically a horror movie. Although the term may be used to refer to scary movies more generally, a "scratchie" refers to a scary movie with a evil character that scratches.

John: I found a movie to watch.

Tim: If it is a scratchie, then I'm out.

by DigityDiggs July 20, 2018

Ass-squatch

Ass-squatch : The hairy area squeezed between your ass cheeks.

" I have to shave my hairy ass-squatch today"
" my ass-squatch is itchy"

by Sandra Sjostrom April 6, 2007

squoochie

A soft rubber toy that feels squishy

The Squoochie Room. A room where the squoochie's live.

by Catch Da Bus June 27, 2011

Squitchity

When something's just not right, a bit "off", itchy and twisted at the same time. Like my daughter's sock when she was 2 years old. "Mom it's all squitchity!" she cried. The word has stuck ever since. It's her word. Even people I work with use it.

I wouldn't go out with that guy! He looks squitchity!
That dress looks a little squitchity on you!
Whoa, your hair is all squitchity today!

by Shasta22 March 29, 2015

Squatch noodlin

An activity, usually done in the woods of the Pacific Northwest , at night, after much drinking. during this activity one locates a hollow log which likely contains a Sasquatch. Next an appendage of the noodlers choosing is inserted into the hollow log. The Sasquatch will then bite down on the appendage and can then be easily removed from the log and captured.

Howdy, wanna go squatch noodlin?

by Mel Hung June 7, 2016