Spurglegurgle

When you cum in a bottle of mouthwash twice a day and continue using it.

“I heard that a decent amount of spurglegurgle is actually great at building enamel”

by anita gofradump June 13, 2021

Snurtle

When someone so slow you can't tell if they a snail or a turtle

Cherie: " What's taking that dude so long?"

Brady: "That snurtle only moves in one speed. I'm gonna fire him."

by Super Shredder February 12, 2022

Spurgle

A spurgle is an incompetent, overbearing, self-important, pompous buffoon.

Our boss is a walking disaster, a total spurgle.

by OldSEEngineer August 19, 2023

Slurtle

Is half sloth and half turtle. Loves basket balls - if you take away the slurtles ball for more than 5 seconds it will die. IT HATES SPIDERS. It lives on Slurtle Island. It is very unusual and unique. If you be mean to the Slurtle , it will bite you! Be careful and have fun with Slurtles! ( there’s a girl in my class who is a Slurtle)

Omg I saw the Slurtle!!

by LucianaXllamas April 21, 2021

Snurtle

A cross between a turtle and a snail, typically referring to someone who is slow.

That girl is such a snurtle!

by Löf Creator August 8, 2020

Arthur Shurtleff

Arthur Shurtleff is a kind and amazing person! They usually are pretty funny and have the biggest heart.

“Dang that’s Arthur Shurtleff?”

by Arthur’s Fan Club January 5, 2022

Scurtle

Aggressively crawling, hastily crawling.

"That spider scurtled over there!"

by Wongtong69 January 30, 2022