spurwunkle

moldy, cheesy, cum, all on the chest of the opposite sex.

guy: dude i spurwunkled on my girls chest last night!

brosicle: dude SCORE!

by sophisboy November 1, 2010

spurgy

This is when a man, and sometimes a woman, will grow a beard without a moustache as a compliment to the beard and it appears as if they have an amish-like beard AND they have no known affiliation with the amish community. Spurgy can be used to describe the person or the ugly beard itself.

I saw a man the other day with a red and gray colored spurgy, and he was grooming his spurgy inside his station wagon as he sat at the red light waiting for it to turn green.

by elcaminocity February 18, 2010

spurger

Small town, loving people, methheads, and alot of fricking idiots.

Spurger is small.

by Jkfree November 30, 2017

spurge

male ejaculate sperm, spooge

wipe the spurge off my pants

by JS June 7, 2004

Spurgle

The semen that runs down your cock when you remove a condom after a long game of "Fuck"

Wow that was great sweetie. Ah fuck, I got spurgle on your sheets. Spurgle is the semen leftover in my condom. Here, taste!

by Richard Cravings July 15, 2009

Spurge

(spûrj)

A random exclamation shouted to a person or group of people in order to express nothing in particular, other than one's presence. 1

Can also be used as a means of starting or continuing a dwindling conversation. 2

Derives from the common name for the Euphorbia genus of plants: the plant is an illustration of randomness and lack of neccessity, just like the word itself

E.G. 1 John (to Mike whilst approaching him from across the street): "Spurge!"

Mike: "Hey man!"

E.G. 2 Harry (to Tim on, for example, Facebook Chat at the very start of a conversation): "Spuuuuurge!!"

Tim: "Spoouurrge!!!! How's it goin man?"

by jarry999 May 9, 2011

spurgeon

The word for when a man ejaculates and vomits simultaneously.

"I was just so drunk when she was sucking me off, when I finally came I spurgeoned everywhere."

by Free Jinger January 20, 2016