spurgy 

This is when a man, and sometimes a woman, will grow a beard without a moustache as a compliment to the beard and it appears as if they have an amish-like beard AND they have no known affiliation with the amish community. Spurgy can be used to describe the person or the ugly beard itself.

I saw a man the other day with a red and gray colored spurgy, and he was grooming his spurgy inside his station wagon as he sat at the red light waiting for it to turn green.

spurgy by elcaminocity February 18, 2010

Spurgt

A Danish term used when someone mentions something out of the blue, that you never asked nor care about.

Example:

Person A: "I cooked pasta for dinner last night".

Person B: "Spurgt".

Spurgt by CatMan22 December 30, 2015

Spursy

To capitulate for no apparent reason like Tottenham Holtspur FC in the modern day Premier League seasons between 2015 and 2019. The team was flying high and looked to achieve some notable feat but then before they cross the finish line they start losing for no apparent reason.

Then suddenly it was over and they lost. It was so spursy.

Spursy by The Brit in Kentucky October 2, 2019

Spursy

To consistently and inevitably fail to live up to expectations. To bottle it.

My team only got to the last 16 -- they're a bit spursy.

Spursy by Beard Police May 14, 2014

Spursy

Tottenham's consistency fail to live up to expectations, drop points in crucial games that should have been won, and miss stunningly simple chances right in front of goal.

ex. Spurs fans are feeling something new; JOY! Happiness! They are winning, nothing could go wrong... JOINK! And the opposition have equalized, OH! And there's another, this is devastating for the fans. THAT'S SO SPURSY!

Spursy by SonOfATottenhamFan December 15, 2016

Spergy

Used to describe an individual as socially unaware, or inept.

Just to the right of being incapable of social interaction. Tolerable, if you have sympathy for their lack of understanding.

Origin: A play off of Asberger's Syndrome. A functional portion of the Autistic Spectrum. Often those who use the word "Spergy" have more sensitivity than people who use the term "retarded" to describe the socially inept.

"What the hell did he just say?!"
"Hey, calm down, He's a little spergy"
"Oh, thanks. I just about lost my cool"

"Does he even realize she's not into men?"
"Don't bother, he's a total sperge"

Spergy by venderofgoods October 3, 2011

Spurglar 

A spurglar is a woman who steals sperm to “accidentally” fall pregnant.
A woman who tricks a man into having a baby.

You know he never wanted a baby. She tricked him. She is a spurglar.

Spurglar by Jay Fro August 26, 2013