spunk shui

The art of arranging any room in your home where you might be masturbating such that nobody can walk in on you with your back turned.

My buddy got busted yanking it to youporn by his old lady because his office has bad spunk shui. His back was to the door.

by acefan February 27, 2009

Greek spunk receptacle

An English woman who holidays in Corfu with her slutty friends and offers her fanny to every Greek man she meets, especially if he has "national service buttocks".

"See that bird with the Kilroy tan? She's a Greek spunk receptacle"

by Benko Jubb July 14, 2006

Spun

A state of being so high on meth you believe you are making great progress on many tasks, but in reality, nothing gets completed. The wheels might be spinning but you ain’t going nowhere.

“Dude, your neighbor is trying to sharpen a knife, feed a baby, and cut his grass at the same time.”
“He must be gettin Spun again.”

by tommyscores2 January 2, 2019

man spunk

semen, man mustard, cum.

I ran out of tissues so I had to whipe up my man spunk with my sock.

by Dan Antosh June 28, 2006

spunk bullet

an occurance, usually when wanking an unwanked penis resulting in the discharged semen travilling a longer distance than usual, occasionally hitting the firer in their own face.

"had my first wank in a week today and i fired a large caliber spunk bullet, near took my head off!

by shaftshagnasty August 5, 2008

Spunk Toss

The act of masturbating and throwing the ejaculate onto a female or unfortunate/unruly bystander.

Justin was being a little bitch so I fucking spunk tossed him.

by Spedx16 January 26, 2009

spungully

definition:
1. (adverb: )To indulge in the activities of tweakers or celebrate the depraved nature that accompanies lack of sleep for seven consecutive days and nights.
2. (noun) : Heaven for tweakers.

Derived from terms Spun (to be under the influence of methamphetamine.) and Gully (Something from the streets, gutter, and/or gangsta) Often used as a form of encouragement to a fellow tweaker.

"Look at Steve, he is dunking it in a spungully!!"

"Did you enjoy frolicking in Spungully?"

by Robin Banks 4 real ; ) July 22, 2015