the spits and the spins

This is when you've had way too much to drink and you're on the verge of being sick. The spits refers to the salty, watery mouth feeling when you're about to puke, and the spins refers to the dizziness.

Last night, Caroline drank til she had the spits and the spins.

by Knowbody_Nose November 17, 2011

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A video of a man (I think a rival cartel member) laying on the ground with his hands tied behind his back wearing nothing but his underwear and several rival cartel members are standing around him . One of them wearing an Adidas hat cuts his chest open with a hunting knife and his organs start coming out and you can see his lung moving when he breathes . He is pumped with adrenaline to keep him from going into shock or passing out but also so he feels everything . Then the guy with the Adidas hat cuts piece of his heart out and eats it . This video is from Mexico.

Guy 1 : Hey you wanna watch a shock video ?
Guy 2 : You mean like 2 girls 1 cup or 1 man 1 jar ?
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Guy 2 : What could be more disturbing ?

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by Td November 5, 2021

spensa

Latino (LA area) slang for "sorry".

"you're late homes!" -OG 1
"spensa homie..." - OG 2

by m. santangelo December 14, 2008

Spenser

She. She's lovely and one of a kind. You'll regret the day you lost her and she'll never leave your mind no matter how hard you try. Her laugh is infectious and her smile lights up a room. A goddess. She's funny and she never disappoints. If you get ahold of Spenser, never let her go. She'll be the best decision you ever made. She has a great ass and everyone wants her. She's a total badass. Don't fuck things up with Spenser

Who likes Spenser?
Everyone.

by The luckiest mf January 2, 2013

spensas

$lang mexican term meaning "$orry" or "my bad".

him: Why didnt you come trough la$t night?

me: Ah "spensas" carnal, i wa$ bu$y.

by CHiKiT4 May 24, 2008

Spunctual

when you see someone and you automatically want to put their genitals in your mouth

Damn girl! That boy is so fine, he's spunctual!

by Rosegin April 3, 2015

Spins Bitch

A derogatory demand that requires immediate commpliance from an offender in order to compensate the offended party for a rediculous or otherwise stupid action.

Adapted from World Sailing/ISAF Rules: If a boat fouls another boat during a race and is then protested, the offending boat must complete one or two penalty spins at the first available opportunity without causing any further fouls.

Jake knocked Mike's beer over. Mike then exclaimed "SPINS BITCH!". Jake had no choice but to immediately spin twice, as a result of his stupidity.

by Cpt. Bilgewater September 10, 2018