Spunk Toss

The act of masturbating and throwing the ejaculate onto a female or unfortunate/unruly bystander.

Justin was being a little bitch so I fucking spunk tossed him.

by Spedx16 January 26, 2009

spunk bucket

a female recipient of many varied donors of sperm..AKA slut. hence spunk bucket.

see her over there..she`s a spunk bucket

by M.nelson September 25, 2003

Spulicitate

To sell cookies.

It is a reference to Friday Night Cranks, "Girl Scout Cookies Prank Call."

Example 1:

Bob: Hey Jim.
Jim: Hi Bob.
Bob: Do you mind if I spulicitate you really quick?
Jim: Oh, yeah, sure, I'll buy some cookies.

Example 2:

"I just made $10 from spulicitating those people."

by SteveTheCookie May 9, 2010

spunk shitter

One who participates in anal sex, after which pushes out a creamed turd.... hence, Spunk Shitter

Simon Hickford of Tongham goes to the hogs back for some gay dogging, dirty Spunk Shitter

by Darren Dent December 25, 2007

spunk bubble

The literal definition for "Spunk Bubble" is the tip of the condom that's sole purpose is to block and trap semen. If you were to call someone a "Spunk Bubble", you would be infering that the person is in the way and needs to get the fuck out of the way. True "Spunk Bubble" people are oblivious to the fact that they are wasting everyones time or getting in everyones way.

1. That fucking Spunk Bubble is only doing 45 mph on the freeway.

2. That Spunk Bubble Bitch has 47 items in the 10 items or less check-out line.

by Construction Guy August 9, 2009

spunk trumpet

When a laydee is felating a lucky gent: just as he thunders past the vinegar strokes and he cums into her mouth, the puffing out of her cheeks at the point of no return is reminiscent of her playing the 'spunk trumpet'

Ee - that ethel everreddy - she's a one for that spunk trumpet

by Leigh August 1, 2003

Spuck

An incredibly difficult language currently only spoken by one person. If another person attempts to speak said language, they end up sounding like a complete retard. This act is also considered highly offensive to the chosen one.

Horatianus: "Heya, JimBob, did you hear that guy try to speak Spuck? He looked like an idiot haha."

JimBob: "SHHH... you don't speak of the sacred language!"

by ashleeskye0225 January 21, 2019