strone

Northern Ireland (North Antrim, Cullybackey) expression for the length of your piss. Timewise.

Boy, you've some strone at ye!

by Seamus O'Shatshee September 9, 2006

Sponey

Money that is already allocated to something else and essentially already spent before recieving it.

John: How's your new job going Noah? Heard you’re making lots of money?

Noah: Yeah right… making sponey, got mad bills to pay.

by IkeTurnt July 18, 2022

spoonerism

When the spellings/pronounciation of a sentance move around slightly.

Let us drink to the dear old queen!

Let us drink to the queer old dean!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Spoonetrate

When a male and female are lying in the spooning position with the male behind the female with the male's penis inserted into the female's vagina or anus.

Female: "I said we could spoon, not spoonetrate!"
Male: "come on baby, it just slipped in"

by Bullshittt October 28, 2010

shroner

A rock-hard boner for shredding.

Being extremely stoked to shred.

Really, really wanting to snowboard or ski.

Dude, waxing my shred stick is kinda giving me a shroner.

I can't hide my shroner with all this snowfall.

I think I'm getting blueballs from these months of having a shroner but no pow.

I might pass out from my brain losing all it's blood to my raging shroner after that storm dumped last night.

by ONeaZy March 7, 2012

spoonetics

the study and practice of spooning and its mechanical properties as well as its values in the past , present and future..tp be actively spooning and constantly improving spoon tactics, techniques and positions..

When princess Witherspoon and i were spooning in the early morning, she constantly complained and twitched about, too and fro...I told her that she needed some spoonetics 101... She saw no need or room for improvement and thats why im not prince Witherspoon

by Cap'n LeRoy Strongbone August 15, 2017

Sprine

The result of mixing shitty, barely potable wine with sprite in a last resort to get shitfaced.

We ran out of the good shit, break out the Sprine.

by mattythemaster June 13, 2022