sportress

A waitress at a sports bar in a fortress in Ireland.

The sportress was lookin' real fly in Glasgow.

by The moving banana May 14, 2017

shortness-ness-ness

When u are very short and people keep messing with u being short

stop messing with my shortness-ness-ness🤦🏾 ♀️🙄

by Sa’najah May 27, 2018

sportespercrastination

trying to avoid work to the extent of even doing sport in a desperate attempt to procrastinate

i just really didnt want to revise so i went on a run for the first time in 12 years, thats proper sportespercrastination

by fen nenge May 13, 2014

Scrotness

Super grotty from "grottyness" and it's fucken digesting super rotten gross Ness.Also from the word scrotum. Super rotten. Also a band in Invercargill

Fuck it had super scrotness. "Your so scrotty " That's some gross scrotness.

by MissMartini November 17, 2017

spotless monkey

This is where the vagina is clean shaven. This will usually have the taste of cod, but the texture of a leopards tongue

“Shiela has got a spotless monkey, I ate it and fingered her some.”

by FriedTasty September 21, 2019

Snartness

The opposite of smart (in a good way), not saying you are retarded, dumb, or stupid just saying you made a silly mistake. Being Snart is also a personality, say you make silly mistakes often or act dumb even though you aren’t, you are snart

Bruh, the amount of Snartness that kid has.

by B3NN13 MAN (DOGGO) October 5, 2020

Sporters

A "Sporter" is a quicker way of saying a "Sports Player". The way I made this word was that one day, I was at soccer and we had to a dumb mindful crap. Well, we had to make words (dumb, I know, it was a soccer practice) and all I could think of was "sporters". Now our whole soccer team uses that word

Are your children sporters?

by Waffle Noodle March 17, 2021