spooted

A word derived accidentally from a typo of the spelling of spotted. Often used to describe someone wealthy who misplaced their money or is having trouble relocating it.

"Greg spooted his money."
"He is SO spooted."
"He's my little spooted." =)

by eM* April 12, 2005

spooted

when someone spits into your asshole and you fart it back out into someone else's mouth.

she spit in my ass and i spooted it into her friends mouth and she ate it.

by spootbooty December 19, 2018

Spoot

Stupid;Dumb;Doesn't know what's goin on....

You stupid Spooting spootyheaded spoot head! You don't know anything!

by Sarah March 06, 2004

spooted

When a woman thinks she has to poot and they shit in there pants, the female version of sharted.

As most women say...they don't fart, they poot.

My wife said we need to leave the party because she just spooted.

by heminow? May 19, 2007

Spoot

Spoot. v. To fart while releasing sperm from the anus. Frequently experienced for periods of up to six hours after the conclusion of bareback anal sex.

Spoot is a compound word comprised of sperm and toot, similar to shart (shit + fart).

R: I'm spooting!
D: Ewwwww.... and you're not even wearing underwear!
R: Sheesh, I'm on the toilet.

As a noun:
D: Dear Lord, that was a massive spoot! Do you need a tissue?
R: I need a twat mop.

by Dr. Awesome Man February 06, 2010

spooted

A term that is used at someone who has a lack of intelligence, mainly used by "half-ghetto" gangsters.

"Lisa, you just failed the 4 tests IN A ROW!" "You are spooted."

by awzp April 26, 2019

spooting

The act of a dog dragging its butt across the ground by pulling itself forward with its front paws.

We gave our dog some chicken wings for dinner and we later caught him spooting across the good rug.

The damn dog won't stop spooting across our new carpet.

by Homer21 February 04, 2010